LEAGUE OF CLOWNFIESTA

Voltok··11 votes·739 views

Basically this game:

zed exists evelynn exists riot gave up balancing top lane every bot lane feeds no autofill support ever has tank supports pink wards don't work on akali anymore duskblade makes everyone in the entire fucking game a vision clearing 1 shot ad assassin edge of night makes ad assassins actually unstoppable ad assassins already have built in burst but for some reason riot thinks they're weak without dirt cheap lethality items ward cooldown is actually too fucking long "just farm to catch up" if mid lane, everyone steals your farm when grouped and 300 cs adc spams the shit out of pings when you try to take theirs can't go into lane to farm without pushing or literally doing nothing for several minutes with minimal gain pushing means farming in unsafe places "ward you idiot" ward cooldown is actually too fucking long ping that your laner is missing ward cooldown is actually too fucking long no one gives a damn and acts surprised when they get ganked by them "why didn't you follow" ward cooldown is actually too fucking long risk dying while following no damage to even do anything after following support tries to defend 10% hp tower after adc just died to 4 man dive ward cooldown is actually too fucking long everyone dies trying to contest a dragon while out of position 2 people die trying to get vision on baron while it's being taken and enemy team ends or does not realise they can end banner of command memes

18 Comments

Tokogawaruf4 votes

You forgot to mention that the Cooldown of Wards is actually to long.

Voltok3 votes

True :^)

gabetheguy3 votes

it's a toxic veigar main. somehow I'm not surprised even in the slightest.

Voltok2 votes

you know I'm right :^)

LordGeovanni1 votes

Veigar is actually worse than everyone of these problems up here Until they either cap his Ap gain at 400 or less or Lower the base damage and ap ratio of every one of his damage spells except ult.... Just the ap ratio on ult and remove that missing hp damage. High damage doesnt need amplifying

Voltok1 votes

Veigar has absolutely no escapes and has to farm up his AP which means every time he uses his Q to farm minions he's gonna be down 1 ability if his laner decides to all-in him. Like don't even give me that shitty excuse lol, he's easily stoppable early game. I legit play him because of this cancerous Tank meta anyway. How else do you stop a tank with 4k health, 200 mr armor from 1v5'ing your team purely from outsustain and somehow magically having dps as much as your average midlaner. Veigar is the Jesus fucking Christ solution for anti-tanks right now.

Like to put it into dumbed-down words for you to understand: He has ZERO mobility, absolutely** NO** presence in the early game which means he's campable and outroamable. Unlike Energy champs or champs with no mana bars, he's actually easily killable if you see his mana bar low, which chances are.. he will be from farming AP.

Like I'm completely fine with his kit the way it is purely because other mages have the mobility to outplay him. Here's some example counterplays vs. Veigar to give you an idea: -Ahri has a 3-fllash ulti on hardly any cooldown. -TF can just say fuck laning vs. Veigar go snowball off other lanes from ulti teleporting. -Xerath and Lux don't even need to be in Veigar's short range to farm or poke him out of lane. -Zed/Yasuo/Katarina/Vlad don't even have a fucking mana bar. -Fizz/Ekko can completely negate his abilities with invincibility-frames. -Vladimir is going to completely outsustain you whenever ignite is on cooldown early game. -Kassadin and Leblanc: good luck actually landing Wall vs them when they jump. Not to mention Kassadin is THE anti-mage with his passive and Q shield. -Malzahar: built-in banshee's veil passive and forces you to buy a QSS (doesn't even build into AP or neutral tanky item, so you're set back 1300g in lanephase). -Orianna has superior zoning vs Veigar early game. -New Swain is actual cancer now in laning phase as Veigar with no boots before 1rst back. -Syndra doesn't even need to be in Veigar's attacking range to use her knockback stun initiation. -Viktor doesn't need to be in his range to use his pizz lazer. -Azir doesn't need to be in his range to send soldiers flying at him. -Anivia doesn't even need to give a fuck about dealing with Veigar, just waveclear with 2 seconds of R up. -Galio has enough cc's and jumps to be considered a fucking Battlerite character. -Talon is just going to jump over 2-3 walls because a no-mobility no-jump Veigar can't followup should that hexdrinker proc and Talon manages to live with low health. -Annie stun is instant so she wins trades whenever her Flash is up by default. -Morgana outpushes him with simply 2 W's and can completely tell Veigar to fuck off with her spellshield.

Do I need to give any more examples of how to outplay Veigar?

Sure he's a nuke, but he's got no mobility, 1 flash Vi ulti, flash malph ulti, flash ahri charm, flash tank cc engage in general and he's screwed. Hell once Olaf hits level 6 his Wall is a joke. Good luck self-peeling vs. that with ZERO mobility.

#Note: I'm not implying these matchups make it impossible for a good Veigar to still outplay though as I know all the counters to these matchups as well. I'm simply listing these to show you all the ways to deal with Veigar due to his lack of mobility and early mana costs when deciding to AP farm.

lolipopevelynn1 votes

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you know I'm right :^)

Bitching about assassins when adcs like xayah do an assassins job better. No ur not right

Voltok1 votes

I'm guessing you have no idea how to read. I'll post this here again because fortunate for you, I'm very patient when it comes to dealing with your autism :^)

duskblade makes everyone in the entire fucking game a vision clearing 1 shot ad assassin edge of night makes ad assassins actually unstoppable ad assassins already have built in burst but for some reason riot thinks they're weak without dirt cheap lethality items

#"adcs like xayah"

take time to scale... I've destroyed good Xayah players and adc's in general with just rushing a duskblade on an ad assassin and hitting botlane at level 6 while they're still level 5.

#ADC's in 2017 was a global joke. It still holds true in 2018. Good luck actually holding up vs a 3-5 man Tower-dive early game with less than 1000 health as an ADC.

#ChangeMyMind

tobequitefrank2 votes

this about sums it up

2kewl4life1 votes

TL;DR I hate assasins because I can’t 1v1 5/0 zed as 0/2 jhin,hngggghhhh I’m so angary!,,,!

Voltok3 votes

TL;DR You're so fucking dense because everything that's worth reading is by default too much for your brain to read and handle. :^)

Like honestly if you actually read for once in your life things would ACTUALLY make more sense. Who would've thought amirite? Maybe you'd actually comment something not as irrelevant as '1v1'ing a 5-0 zed as 0-2 jhin. Like honestly how does OP translate to that? Honestly you must do poorly in school with that kind of thought process. My condolences.

LordGeovanni1 votes

I have tank supports I just tell you Im not gonna pick it unless we have both jungle and top as either a fighter or tank Because you aren't gonna force me into the worst role in the game with the weakest items based on already weak items to leave me while you run with your safe back line carries then flame me for feeding when you dont follow up. You seem to have a problem with assassins I have no problem with assassins doing what they are doing now (better than season 3 good lord) except their excape mechanics those need to go for most assassins or severly limit ability damage from the ones that have excape mechanics. They just need Legit Super long cooldowns when they spend their skill they weak for 24 seconds base cooldown and 14 seconds with cdr. Adcs and MAges need cooldowns too But Damage needs to be gated in relation to cooldown. Defenses just need to get back to season 2 levels

Voltok1 votes

I mean Tahm Kench and Thresh are actually cancer to deal with right now. You can prevent at least 20 deaths in your match just from throwing a lantern or swallowing someone out of piss-poor positioning. It's even purposely used to aggressively dive players because right before the killing turret blow hits your diver you can just swallow/lanetern. Tank supports are still somewhat relevant I think. Once exhaust is down though good luck dealing with a duskblade ad assassin that towerdives with 3-4 man botlane constantly though.

LordGeovanni1 votes

Thats like saying any damage dealer is cancer for killing people. Those champions are built to be champion saving supports with poor poke and massive gaps in power as a result. Tahm cant even escape with anyone he eats because he only gets Ms running toward enemies and his ult cant work if he takes any damage while channeling but Katarina can continiously spin as a frail assassin through any damage until she either gets cc'ed or dies same with lux ult but only if she dies and even then her ult cd is less than her death timer for 70% of the game.

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