RIOT! Draven is severely in need of buffs.

Tell me something Riot, do you think this is a game? DO YOU THINK LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS JUST A GAME? NO! NO IT ISNT! Draven decides when Draven is playing or when Draven is Winning. Draven's win rate is at a disgustingly low 50% winrate. What is this? This isn't the league of legends, no no no no. This is the league of DRAVEN

Every day I see Draven Mains stuck in elo hell, unable to climb out, because Draven is simply too weak right now.

Something's gotta change Riot.

Draven's winrate should be at an all time constant steady and perfectly balanced 100%. All day. All the time. Every day. Every Year. For the rest of your lives, and then your kids lives, and their kids, and their kids, and theirs, and theirs, and theirs...

Well you get the point.

I demand that Draven be made capable of bringing four summoner spells into a match, only him, not his teammates. Why? Pfff-Wha? Whaddya freakin think? I really hope you aren't asking this question.

...Dear god you are asking this question. Okay...Fine.. Maybe this will let you see.

You see, Draven first made his appearance in the 1500s, assuming you don't live under a rock, heck, even if you do live under a rock, there's no way you wouldn't have noticed one of the most well known and completely undisputed as one of the most famous works of art of all time.

the Dravealisa http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/571/166/642.jpg

Now normally this alone should be enough evidence that Draven deserves much more than he gets in this game, but clearly from the multiple years of neglect Draven has had to suffer through, we need more.

You see, Draven has played a major part in history http://nashor.com/pics/1300.jpg here the Efígie da Draaaaaaaaæven is shown on the Brazillian real, playing a major part in the Mexican Revolution, Draven decided Draven would cut an effigy out of bedstone Draven axed out of the ground in order to give Draven's people the support they need to continue on, long after Draven is gone.

http://yugico.com/customcard/274062.jpg Here we can see Draven portrayed in the Dr-Av-Ee-Eeeee-N Cardgame, a symbol of Draven's greatness and an an accurate portrayal of Draven's godlike power.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/571/137/787.gif If you didn't know, Draven Is highly trained in stealth, disguise, and espionage.

https://41.media.tumblr.com/b7eca3801f0dbb1664cd8209c64d4525/tumblr_nkrmh2saK41uofs99o1_500.jpg Here Draven is shown displaying exemplary leadership in the position as the president of the United Dravens

Draven is also very good at keeping Draven's employees in check when they shift out of line against his better judgement. http://img.memecdn.com/league-of-draven-d_o_1093210.jpg

In case you didn't know, Draven played the famous role of Dr House in one of the biggest box office hits of all time https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZUFdiaCMAA_5AI.jpg Dr Draven 2.

And if that wasn't enough http://img.ifcdn.com/images/eb42bbcfc489e37486a331b10817f711b8e9583dbc894a40e6f9646334ccf790_1.jpg Draven is also a real doctor.

Draven also has an entire religon based around him and his godlike status. http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/571/161/187.jpg

DRIVIA: Did you know that Draven invented the theory of relativity? Draven also was directly responsible for the invention of motorized vehicles and created the first computers avaliable to man. He also created the wheel, which explains the absolutely ingenious design of Draven's spinning axes.

You see, Draven doesn't need to deal with the crap you keep giving him, day after day, week after week, month after month. SEASON AFTER SEASON

But he stays. Why you ask? Because In the end, Draven loves you, Draven knows that in the end, Draven would be nothing, Draven would be meaningless without his adoring fans always there for him, to cheer him on and witness his glory.

You see riot, Draven deserves much more than what he recieves, please, out of the goodness of your heart, make the following changes.

League of Draven When Draven kills an enemy champion Draven gains 9000 + (x9000 stacks) gold, Draven no longer loses stacks upon death, for every axe Draven catches Draven gains 85% bonus AD on every subsequent auto attack for the next minute, stacks indefnitely.

Spinning Axe Rebounding Axes now follow Draven where-ever he goes, accurately simulating Draven's actual performance.

Blood Rush Add a 9000% bonus AD scaling, obviously at this point regular AD scaling would be overkill, even Draven Draven -self cringed a bit when this was suggested, saying that "It's far too powerful, I mean, I'm good, but I'm not that good....yet."

Stand Aside Now Stuns, cool down reduced to 0.1 at all levels.

Whirling Death Now deals true damage.

I hope you give Draven the buffs that Draven deserves riot, thank you for listening.