As a gold II player I don't want to play against grandmasters in my normals games.
Believe it or not, it's not that fun to watch someone predictably go 18/3 on the most braindead champion against opponents he's way better than.
Also, do assassins need to not only be able to kill you in .1 second but ALSO be able to have SO GOD DAMN MUCH SAFETY. Like you're playing a fucking assassin, why do you never have to live with any of your fucking bad decisions.