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Dear singed players (message to the 0/10 squad)

T9 RANS0MWARE·7/14/2017, 6:44:29 PM·2 votes·418 views

From the guy who wrote my dear 0/4 top laner, here is a message to my dearest Singed players Singed

My dearest singed, no, going 0/10 does not help your team just because you have 20 more farm then your top laner enemy, becuase your top laner enemy has 8kills that you feeded him while executing your MLG Blaze it strat known as "Le Proxy God". No, you are not helping your team by farming in the enemy base while their team takes 2 inhibs because we have a 8/0 top laner who reks everyone while you execute your LeEpicProxy strat. My dearest singed player, just why on earth is your team flaming you? could it be because you are 0/10 spamming "LOL BUT I SAW SIRCHEZ DOING THIS AND HE WON". My dearest singed player, 90% of your wins are carried by your team, you did nothing. So what that you took 3 turrets in total with your zzrot portal, you are 0/10, thus made the game harder for your team pointlessly. My dearest singed player, the problem, is you :) [slayer-jinx-catface]

little clarify: this excludes the good singeds this is for those singeds who find joy in going 0/10 and being a drag down

4 Comments

The Leo Cat7/14/2017, 7:04:22 PM3 votes

You... do know that most of singed deaths are probably from being executed, (which does not benefit the enemy team in any way) than actually being killed by the enemy? The reason why a good singed would have so many deaths, is that they know that if they can't get away, they need to avoid taking damage for at least 13 seconds before running into a tower or fountain for an execution.

This wastes the enemy's time, prevents them from getting any farm, and gives your team much more pressure. Also early game... without any minions to keep your minions off of them... the minions will absolutely fuck players up.