a Quick message to 0/4 top laners

T9 RANS0MWARE·7/13/2017, 5:16:00 PM·3 votes·326 views

My dearest Ebay 0/4 top laners. No, it is not the mids fault that you died to a gank, when you had a warded bush, try looking at the minimap for once. My dearest 0/4 top laners, no, its not your junglers fault for no ganks when you died to your enemy, who btw you counter the most according to lol counter. My dearest 0/4 top laners, yes, the 10/0 jungler is a good player, he didnt gank because you were pushing 24/7 or becuase you are not worth any ganks, your mechanix are non existing, its that simple. My dearest 0/4 top laners, no, its not the team fault we are all loosing to a 4/0 feed enemy fiora and riven, but yours, and its 100% your fault you are 0/4. My dearest 0/4 top laners, why do you say its only this game when in your match history you have 6 0/5 games top in row. My dearest 0/4 top laner. It is you :)

And a little PS: My dearest 0/4 Top laners, perhaps the Coop vs Ai mode is more to your taste [slayer-jinx-catface]

2 Comments

C9 Squeeky 7/13/2017, 9:39:16 PM1 votes

idk what's with all the downvotes. I agree with every point you made. bad trading, bad wave management, no wards (or just not looking at the map), don't know powerspikes in terms of levels and items for the matchup of both top laners. fighting inside minion wave or at a health disadvantage, taking unnecessary tower shots in trades, not itemizing properly or simply not last hitting to get the gold you need to buy items (stats).