Honestly, who let you animals out of your cages?

øHaruø··2 votes·541 views
  1. The junglers who want to deal damage when the team has no frontline. Malzahar : Vi we need a frontline can you build tanky? Vi After Trinity Force.

We are consistently losing teamfights either by 2-3 dying or losing by the edge. There is no way having more damage will help you, because guess what. You go back and buy damage, the team who just flat out beat you is going to buy damage as well. Guess what,the car that has an engine problem may go a few extra miles when buying gas but the car whose engine is almost perfect will run much further than you. You should fix your engine so you'll be closer to an even playing field.

i.e Riven players who feed but think a completed damage item will change their 0/6.

  1. Hey mid-laner who goes 10/2 or 20/2 but wonders how they lost. You did nothing. Zed : But my KDA?!?!. That's nice dude but what did you do with your gold advantage and level advantage? Zed : I killed more people. But did you get any objectives? Did you push your own mid tower? Did you roam bot lane to pick up two free kills, a tower and a drake? Did you know there was a top lane? Zed : But dude..... look at my 6 minute item 3147.

  2. To the toplaner swain who fed singed and complained that bot fed as well. Yeah we fed, we fucked up. That's what we had in common. Know the difference? We applied pressure. We got both bot towers, first drake, we pushed mid for the zed and guessed who got your top tower. We did. Who just fed swain in lane ten times over, you did. Who wasted TP into an unwarded jungle, die to 5 people and gave up drake/tower? You did.

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Sinserta1 votes

Actually, a few of my matches have gone like this. I do main Vi in the jg, and I do build tri-force. But, only when needed (When my team does hardly any damage (Having two tanks already) and afterwards I just build tank items that are needed. But the Zed thing? Happens so much. "I went 18-4, you guys lost us the game"! You killed the Ziggs mid 14 times. What did you do other than hunt for kills? You lost lane to a Ziggs that was that far behind.

øHaruø1 votes

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Actually, a few of my matches have gone like this. I do main Vi in the jg, and I do build tri-force. But, only when needed (When my team does hardly any damage (Having two tanks already) and afterwards I just build tank items that are needed. But the Zed thing? Happens so much. "I went 18-4, you guys lost us the game"! You killed the Ziggs mid 14 times. What did you do other than hunt for kills? You lost lane to a Ziggs that was that far behind.

The team had damage but no durability.

NiamhNyx1 votes

Ohh, the new keeper released them all last night.

øHaruø1 votes

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Ohh, the new keeper released them all last night.

He should be fired.

NiamhNyx1 votes

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He should be fired.

I already took away key and fired him, but the damage that is done can not be reversed.

Hiring new noob keeper Must be horrible at remembering to lock the cages.

øHaruø1 votes

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I already took away key and fired him, but the damage that is done can not be reversed.

Hiring new noob keeper Must be horrible at remembering to lock the cages.

What if they're finding a way out of the cages?

NiamhNyx1 votes

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What if they're finding a way out of the cages?

should i get 10,000 volt tasers?

øHaruø1 votes

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should i get 10,000 volt tasers?

It's not enough...there will never be enough.

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