[Mid-lane Rant] Leave My Lane Please

It's been ten minutes. I haven't died nor have I gotten an assist or kill. This is fine. I'm just barely surviving each time my enemy laner~~ stabs~~ pokes me but my cs is a little behind. This is fine. Now the enemy Zed/Talon/Fucking Gragas is missing. I've pinged '?' on his turret three times and '!' on you four times, but you still don't back off and die. Why didn't I follow? Because if you would've listened I could've picked up my cs loss and maybe put some damage on the turret while the enemy laner just wasted their time. This isn't fine.

Now I understand that you've lost your turret, but that's YOUR fault. Neither you nor the support put up any wards. Both of you could have stayed back and farmed. You didn't need to fight every time thresh landed a hook FOR ONCE. But you lost the turret. Oh well. Instead you could be farming at the second tower with the two yellow trinkets and control ward I put down keeping the jungle well lit. But no, EVERYONE MUST COME MID. And because EVERYONE must come mid, EVERYONE must take the cs I was BARELY getting as is. And because EVERYONE must come mid, EVERY TIME someone gets caught and I have to face tank Jhin's Ult because you always walk in straight lines, probably the reason you lost lane in the first place. Now MY turret is gone and we've all died, feeding Zed an easy duskblade because YOU don't know how to stand behind minions against BitchCrank.

Now yes, I could've roamed bot. But I generally suck at roaming, forgive me, I need to work on that. Perhaps our jungler could've ganked. But unlike you the enemy bot lane knows how to ward and he/she's been getting counter jungled the whole time. Top could've tp-ganked? With what wards? They can't tp on a minion, that's too obvious and is just a wasted tp.

Okay I get it. Mid is the shortest lane between the bases and thus the safest. But why are you pushing mid when you could easily head back to your sidelane and take that base turret and inhib. Sure it's further but YOU have the lead. YOU could keep pushing cause no one can stop your 600 stacks, Susan. There's no need for ANY of you people to bother my peaceful lane. Go Away Damnit.