Only One Man Can Save Us From Dark Star Thresh

The DrBonjigollo·May 31, 2016·66 votes·7,007 views

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Star Guardian Lucian

Really though riot your teasers are so hype damn it.

29 Comments

Kuzja1May 31, 201645 votes

Lux "Hey! Stay out of my wardrobe!" Taric "Ahem, don't you mean my wardrobe?" Azir "Enough! As emperor who embraces the sun, I declare ownership of that wardrobe." Leona "Excuse me? I've been praising the sun more than you came." Azir "Technically I'm older and wiser than you, wiser enough to praise the sun and stars better." Leona "At least when I praise it, it empowers me." Azir "Hey! I should have been empowered too! It's just that Xerath hogged that chance from me."

AurelionSol "And I thought Targon was redundant."

RottedApplesMay 31, 201631 votes

all this praising

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Kuzja1Jun 1, 201618 votes

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all this praising

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Leona Azir "Thirsty?" http://whamfoods.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/50200008801.jpg Gangplank "Me favorite rum. Wait. . . it's not rum is it? Aw well, still K."

EvilUnicornLordJun 22, 20161 votes

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"Thirsty?" http://whamfoods.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/50200008801.jpg "Me favorite rum. Wait. . . it's not rum is it? Aw well, still K."

Actually, Gangplank's favorite rum is Gangplank's Black Pearl Rum, as stated in issue seven of the Journal of Justice. Here's the article:

Let me ask you a question, sailor. Have you ever chewed rum? No?! Well then you've probably never run afoul of Gangplank Gangplank and his fabled Black Pearl. Aged in charred oak casks and infused with some of the richest spices that Valoran has to offer, this rum comes out blacker than pitch and about as thick. Gangplank's Black Pearl is a draught for the true rum enthusiast, only. The rest of you blokes are just going to wind up feeling barmy and running for the deck rails. So be careful! I've seen a bit of the black stuff lay out even the roughest blighter with nary a hint of warning.

It's unrelated, just a fun fact. And I don't know if it contains oranges.

Kuzja1Jun 23, 20161 votes

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Actually, Gangplank's favorite rum is Gangplank's Black Pearl Rum, as stated in issue seven of the Journal of Justice. Here's the article:

Let me ask you a question, sailor. Have you ever chewed rum? No?! Well then you've probably never run afoul of Gangplank Gangplank and his fabled Black Pearl. Aged in charred oak casks and infused with some of the richest spices that Valoran has to offer, this rum comes out blacker than pitch and about as thick. Gangplank's Black Pearl is a draught for the true rum enthusiast, only. The rest of you blokes are just going to wind up feeling barmy and running for the deck rails. So be careful! I've seen a bit of the black stuff lay out even the roughest blighter with nary a hint of warning.

It's unrelated, just a fun fact. And I don't know if it contains oranges.

I miss the Summoner's Issue. They need to bring it back

EvilUnicornLordJun 23, 20161 votes

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I miss the Summoner's Issue. They need to bring it back

You and me both. They really just shouldn't have ret-conned the institute out of the lore anyway because it broke the lore.

If there's no summoners, what's holding Brand back from just burning the world like he always talks about? If there's no summoners, why would warriors of rival nations join together like Darius and Garen? If there's no summoners, what are the minions and what are they doing?

With summoners, these questions are quite clear. Brand is enslaved by the institute or else he would, quite literally, watch the world burn. Rival warriors would join together temporarily because a neutral city-state, town, etc. requested both of them. Minions are constructs with a one track mind that was built by apprentice summoners.

Needless to say, nothing makes sense without the Institute.

ZackeryssMay 31, 201628 votes

Urgot I will join you! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YWlHdm9coNQ/maxresdefault.jpg Bard *proud chime noises http://how2play.pl/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/CMsj_a4WcAAZBGp.png

DorkunedAurasMay 31, 201634 votes

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TheSequelsRBadMay 31, 201610 votes

Kill it with fire.

nami tfMay 31, 201613 votes

summoner 14 k

MavenSongMay 31, 201611 votes

not enough

summoner 14 item 3751 item 3068

CasterGilgameshJun 1, 20162 votes

summoner 14 item 3751 Annie

HighH1Jun 1, 20163 votes

Teemo IT IS I,THE LORD OF FIRE,RULER OF HELL,TROLLER OF THE RIFT

Lord GalvatronMay 31, 20169 votes

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Only Play DariusJun 1, 20164 votes

Downvoted for having no relation to the DQ shitstorm

Gnart Even CloseJun 1, 20164 votes

i hope you were being sarcastic

Lord GalvatronJun 4, 20161 votes

No he was not being sarcastic, just like I'm not being sarcastic now, typing this message, in a non-sarcastic mannor.

Gnart Even CloseJun 5, 20161 votes

I think he would have been upvoted if he just put a little /s at the end, due to a phenomenon known as Poe's Law

Lord GalvatronJun 5, 20161 votes

I am a firm believer in context clues, it makes the original comment 10x funnier. I feel that putting a /s after a sarcastic comment is an insult to the readers intelegence.

Gnart Even CloseJun 5, 20161 votes

fair enough. sometimes it is really difficult to tell without clues such as tone of voice though, and often the parody seems too similar to the original to be able to decisively tell if it is in fact sarcasm or reality