Here's my problem:
#When I lane, I simply don't exist to junglers. I can be mid..... under my own turret for 18-19 minutes straight..... and the jungler doesn't even cross my path. The other team's Hecarim and Lee Sin, ofc are..... and are happy to assist their mid in turret sniping me.
Or..... when a jungler does come, they come from MY SIDE, have no gap closers, fail every single gank, and then as compensation, clear 4-5 of my waves, stealing my cs, putting me behind, and giving the opponent freeze pressure.
#When I'm jungling: I'm equal opportunity to all lanes, irregardless of how they push. I'm generally a nonmeta jungler, so my picks actually work fine when the opponent is overpushed and under their own turret.
What I DO expect:
-Do NOT try to help me with Drake 90% of the time. Most laners tell the opposing team exactly what is going on at drake, simply by walking/running to it to help. I specifically time objectives to where the opposing jungler cannot reach them in time to stop me, so when they flag laners of what I'm doing, that really pisses me off, especially when it's something like a Talon/Zed/Xerath/Caitlyn who take no risk in trying to snipe me.
-If I am pinging a gank, respond to it. Don't make the judgement that there are too many minions in the way; I plan my ganks AROUND minions (Junglers are generally more successful at sneaking up for ganks when a wave of aggro minions is possible, because laners feel safer from ganks). If you do NOT respond, you not only wasted my time, you potentially killed me, set me behind XP/gold opportunities, and generally told me you're an unskilled player, so I have no incentive to help YOU the rest of the game. (So don't go crying for assistance when you fubar my secured kills had you acted). P.S. **Assistance doesn't mean letting me tank all damage for 5-6 seconds before you try to secure the kill.
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-If I am getting invaded, ping a gank to enclose on the jungler (who generally is easy to triangulate) I expect laners to actually react. No. Don't bring your opposing laner with you when you come to kill the invader; But if your opposing laner is in a bad position to follow, or out of lane, FRIGGIN COME. By not coming, you're feeding my opponent free farm, deficiting my XP, making me less effective, probably giving them drake priority/herald priority. All of which are no-nos.
-Clear opponent Control wards.