When will Rito address the Elephant in the room...

Darkyahweh1·6/2/2017, 7:55:35 PM·2 votes·605 views

Seven seasons of nerfs to adc base health. Additions of Key Stones AND now soon to be Runes... Huge buffs too all other lanes in damage... New damage active Items for all other lanes increasing burst potential... ADC are now going for Ninja Tabi to compensate for how obvious it is... ADC are now going down the Resolve tree for HOW OBVIOUS IT IS...

If you thought it was bad when Ziggs was ADC, I can put money down that if the rune system is put in and done incorrectly and increases damage approximately 40... yea you heard that correctly...

ONLY 40 MORE DAMAGE..

ADC will LITERALLY be useless in the game because they will be 100% BY EVERYTHING...

Total damage added to game for 1 player since key-stones...

Thunderlords - 38 damage at level 1... PER PERSON... Ignite - 70 damage at level 1... PER PERSON... (really should add the same effect as heal... to prevent spam)

Vayne base health - 498.44

Effectively one could do 1/5th of your health by their self with no skill shots or autos or abilities... take into account that you have 2 in lane and a gank is HIGHLY LIKELY... because not only did you used to get ganked and dove in bot ALL THE TIME...

They decided to have a brilliant Idea of adding a plant to make that 10 times worse. :P AMAZING RITO!

So effectively an adc can be 3/5ths kill by NOTHING but summoners and keystones... not including actives or base damage tables.

Now let's take a non skill shot and see just HOW MUCH it would take shall we?

MF press's Q on you... level 1... that's another 1/5th and boy if that critically strikes?

YOU JUST F(&^&^% DIED...

HOW IS THAT NOT A PROBLEM RITO... NO SKILL SHOTS, NO ABILITIES OTHER THAN 1 MOTHER F*&^%# MF Q... AND AN ADC DIES...

I mean seriously... you should fire your entire staff RIGHT NOW... because this needs to STAHP...

Buff all marksmen's base health... it shouldn't take no skills and one on click to kill a marksmen and we didn't even get to active items damage tables which (hint: replaces mf Q) and kills adc's again with NO ABILITIES...

Here is why S7 adc suck. You can be 100% without anyone using a single ability...

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

Your fan - BASIC MATH... GO BACK TO SCHOOL

21 Comments

Joxcab6/2/2017, 7:56:29 PM4 votes

oh boy the "adc2k16" shitposting is back for this year too

Bottom Laner6/2/2017, 8:38:01 PM3 votes

Strange. It's almost like ADCs as a class are supposed to be easy to burst. Whodathunk right?

Nik Nikerson6/2/2017, 8:29:37 PM2 votes

If you thought it was bad when Ziggs was ADC

But I didn't think it was bad. I think it was awesome.

Killed Inaction6/2/2017, 8:10:33 PM2 votes

I don't suppose you'll take into account the HP boost on starting items, base armor and MR, and defensive runes, huh? If you actually played the game, you'd see that 1 MF Q onto an ADC at level 1 takes down about 1/7th of their HP, at best. Take another look at your math, or just play MF vs bots and try it out. You're dead wrong.

UnboundHades6/2/2017, 7:58:32 PM2 votes

hey I don't know what positioning is when I play adc so they must be garbage and the weakest role right?

Darkyahweh16/2/2017, 8:02:02 PM1 votes

Oh another fun fact, all other lane's suck at this game and so 4/5ths of the like's to dislikes with be mostly dislikes because they suck at this game. Same applies for your faculty. So unless this reaches a dislike ratio to 4/5th the total population of your game, I am in fact correct.

Crett6/2/2017, 9:14:52 PM1 votes

but for all those effects to hit you, all 5 enemy champs would have to take thunderlords and ignite regardless of their roles, hit you three times and cast ignite on you consecutively as it runs out. i feel like if the whole setup was that disastrously positioned most level 1 champs would die under 1v5 focus in that situation even without masteries or summoners.

EDIT: i misread lmao

but either way as an adc main this problem hasnt been particularly prevelant to me, though i usually queue with a heavy sustain support 😏