Whichever team has the most turret humpers loses the game...

For example, last game I had a bot lane where they're always 40-50% hp, but the enemy bot lane always has 100% hp, and they're straight up in enemy turrets butthole, humping it so hard they get gank every time they're up, but "We're been ganked 10 times already, but our jungler never ganks our lane."

Do they really not realize that jungler can't gank when you're that deep in, especially when you're half hp and their bot lane is full hp? "Oh, but we can dive ez, you just never gank. If you come gank, we definitely wouldn't have given them a triple instead.". Like are you serious?

Then other games, I get these idiots on the other team instead, spamming in all chat, "Why we get ganked 10 times in 10 minutes, but our jungler never ganks our lane? Better jungler wins." No, it's not better jungler wins, you idiots, it's better turret humpers loses.