It's almost 2016 and the game can still ninja-crash while loading and cost you the game.

TheThundersRoar··230 votes·7,795 views

As we speak I'm restarting a game that disconnected me while loading without even telling me. Until I restarted the client myself.

As a jungler.

In ranked.

And then had the audacity to blame my firewall for it.

Can we fix this already? This isn't NEARLY the first time this happened.

111 Comments

Critmaster Garen46 votes

it didnt help, that the minions and monsters spawn sooner now, lol.

it gets even worse. i had a game stuck in the loading screen showing everyone at 100% once. sometimes it can take a long time for the game to actually start even when everyone is shown at 100%. so naturally i discovered this 3 minutes into the actual game, when i restarted and reconnected.

TheThundersRoar4 votes

It wasn't always impossible to tell. Before season 3 or 4 the loading screen used to show everyone's pings, and it was when you stopped seeing fluctuations in everyone else's ping that you knew you had crashed. But they removed them because apparently that caused bullying (sure, whatever. People always pointed out loading speed rather than ping) but didn't give us an alternative system to check for crashes.

And since your own ping can fluctuate even when crashed, and since the loading percentages are unreliable as fuck, you can never know now.

Troll for Trump38 votes

Game Crashes as jgler "sorry guys game crashed. Leash?" No leash dies to blue "noob offmeta troll jgler" "that's cuz I got no leash" "muted reported" "????" "get better internet" "but I have stable ping and 100+FPS" "sure you do, get a good computer"

Yeah when people crash and/or DC, just don't assume it's their computer or internet.

SociopathFriend5 votes

While I admit to doing some of this (Just the "no leash" part, I'm not a total asshole) I don't really know what to do in that situation. If I leave lane and help leash, my lane opponent is going to get free farm and experience on me, putting both of us behind instead of just one of us.

Troll for Trump3 votes

Preferably help your jgler(assuming jgler hasn't been an asshole). Pray to almighty god he can catchup and help gank your lane to make up for lost time.

L4M4 F4C32 votes

If jungler comes back and starts on bot side at least there may be a support who can come help. ADC can play safe for a minute. Surely?

Wumachine2 votes

most junglers should be able to clear red + krugs no problem, keyword "most"

Squarefighter2 votes

Every jungler in the game can do at least two camps without a leash, forcing your laner away from their lane for 20-30 seconds is definitely a bad idea.

Troll for Trump1 votes

Not if you are playing TF/Brand/Darius jungle.

Squarefighter2 votes

Darius definitely can, not sure about Brand or TF.

PDE5 Inhibitors2 votes

So, don't start blue then? You still get some gold for the time that you are d/c, so you might even been able to get some pots or an item extra. Should easily be able to do some camps, back, get jg item, then move forward. Asking for a leash because you crashed will just put the laner behind that leashes you. And since you're behind, you aren't exactly going to give them some quick ganks to catch them up....

MasterVidallis32 votes

What's really insane is that the loading screen is still static, so you have no way to tell if it's just loading slowly or frozen... can't be a hard thing to do. Add a god damn dancing poro at the bottom corner riot.

jeremiahBIO6 votes

{quoted}

What's really insane is that the loading screen is still static, so you have no way to tell if it's just loading slowly or frozen... can't be a hard thing to do. Add a god damn dancing poro at the bottom corner riot.

better yet, add the dancing Katarina at the bottom of the screen.

PeponiPoro4 votes

NO, I WANT A GOD DAMN DANCING PORO! summoner 31 summoner 31 summoner 31

revliledpembroke6 votes

Well, make it Sexy Poro Katarina or whatever and then both parties should be appeased, right?

DrNova19 votes

PROTIP- tap escape everyone in a while during loading screen.

If you crash it will activate the little window hidden behind client.

If you are loading fine it won't do anything, but it will let you know if you ninja crash

It Hertz When IP3 votes

I'm going to try this in the future; if this works, you are awesome.

PeponiPoro2 votes

This is what i do when I the loads take a while, but then on those occasions where there is actually a problem my computer usually freezes for about 5 minutes even though it is a fine computer in every sense but League of Legends. I can't wait to get a new client. Hopefull this will fix most of the problems, while obviously causing new ones.

kaltenashes13 votes

as a jungler in ranked

the game crashed on me in 2 games

one of reasons i rather not play ranked

Bladerunner77773 votes

{quoted}

as a jungler in ranked

the game crashed on me in 2 games

one of reasons i rather not play ranked

Because the small chance that you could crash makes ranked unplayable?

I think ranked is fun

kaltenashes3 votes

in one game, i had a diana in mid who got fed enough to carry the game

the other one, when i reconnected again, my bot was lost, the enemy jungler ganked there, got a double and pushed up to inhibitor turret

id* wanna risk it and having to face the second situation again

Bladerunner77772 votes

{quoted}

in one game, i had a diana in mid who got fed enough to carry the game

the other one, when i reconnected again, my bot was lost, the enemy jungler ganked there, got a double and pushed up to inhibitor turret

idk wanna risk it and having to face the second situation again

You win some and you lose some. Part of climbing is shrugging off the bad games and not letting the toxic players get to you.

kaltenashes2 votes

yep, when the new champ select comes to ranked i mighty give it another run

Vistha Kai10 votes

"It's OK. Just fix your firewall."

~ Every Riot support response ever.

Auryiel9 votes

Apparently adding a little animated indicator in the loading screen that says ''Your game has not crashed'' is hard...

sigh

Transgressor1 votes

Bruh they removed the ping indicators from all players because people fucked around saying "nice potato internet" and stuff, what did you expect from them.

Auryiel2 votes

A replay feature around the time they started making millions of dollars per year

AH! Joke's on me I guess

The Great Jaggi3 votes

Billions*

Transgressor3 votes

Remember though, Riot's a sell-out to Tencent, they are not independant like Valve. They have investors and shareholders to pay-off. Valve anwers to noone but themselves.

Ofcourse that's not an excuse.

They are fucking incompetent in all departments but art and music.

PeponiPoro1 votes

Well, with art you include the recent lore to right? Because that's pretty goddamn good to. I want a fucking book that puts some of the stuff together, a story describing how that world works basically. ;w; #butnoooooooo

Transgressor1 votes

From all the updated lore we still have nothing about Runeterra, just the seperate fuctions and locales. There's no Institute of War, we still know jack shit about why everyone's fighting in the Summoners Rift. I'd like a visual novel of some sorts or a webcomic about the whole lore tying it all together as well. They can pull it off easily, but we can't have that, it doesn't make direct profit for the investors.

From the recent lore, the only thing I don't like is Illaoi and Ekko, I hate everything about them, they are as amaturish and shallow as it can get, not to mention self-contradictory. But that's just my opinion.

By the way, "peponi" is greek for melon :D

PeponiPoro1 votes

Haha, it is also Swahili for "paradise". "Melon"Poro or "Paradise"Poro? XD

Transgressor3 votes

Nah bro, we can't have that, replays and custom modes promote toxicity, AYY LMAO.

L4M4 F4C32 votes

I told them to stop downloading lego porn when playing LOL. Everyone laughed....because obviously I was joking. Although..I DO think lego porn is a thing!!

PhaseBeats5 votes

I agree as I sometime have instances where I'm at 100% and everyone else would be as well and the game would not start. I usually think it is someone else that is lagging so I usually wait a little bit. Then I release it is me so I have to restart my client in order for me to join and I would be behind. I sometime wish there was an indication of some sort to let you know that the game has begun.

Strawberrycocoa4 votes

I periodically spike lag up to 400-500 ping, these spikes happen to other people in my matches pretty regularly as well, yet nobody from Riot seems to acknowledge or address the need to fix this. I see that a LOT more than full client crashes.

At the end of the day though, these issues aren't costing Riot money because people keep playing anyway, so they don't put resources into fixing it. If it isn't costing them players, it isn't an important problem.

Dengeden2 votes

Shrug, server problems. I'd like to see what you'd do about 'em.

Strawberrycocoa4 votes

I just feel like a game that emphasizes real-time PVP should do more to ensure the smoothness of it's latency. If it was just me I'd assume my internet was borked, but it hits other people all the time. I can't play a match some days without seeing allies gripe about their ping shooting up to 400 or more.

League is the only multiplayer game I have that problem on, too. My MMOs don't randomly spike me up with lag, neither does TF2.

Dengeden1 votes

The LoL's playerbase is freaking huge compared to those.

AbusingMyRights2 votes

lol makes hundreds of millions of dollars more too

Dengeden2 votes

If money could solve all intellectual problems, we wouldn't have any intellectual problems.

FistOfSharkiesha3 votes

We've asked for a loading bar and loading chatroom for years now, they obviously don't give a fuck. On a nice gaming computer and decent internet, the ninja crash is the only problem I experience. I can restart my computer from off all the way to the desktop in 6 seconds so all I need to know is that I've crashed and I can fix it.

Steven Mcburn2 votes

My favorite one is where I'm unsure whether or not the client has crashed, so I alt f4 and try to reconnect and it won't let me until people load in.

"You have disconnected from the network, check your internet connection" -While chatting with people through the client

My next favorite one is the completely ass random 1k ping spikes I get in one in five or so games throughout the entire match. "Why didn't you ult me zilean?" 'sorry i was froze' "funny reported."

Ryùuzaki2 votes

i suggest they change the whole loading screen because it's really really separated from the client and the in-game. players should at least get more stats and be able to talk to each other during loading screen as it takes a lot of time at some points...

Uiraya2 votes

I had this happen tonight too. Luckily it kicked in before all the portraits had loaded so I was tipped off immediately (and could begin the lengthy disconnect/reload process) but it usually doesn't work out like that.

The list of things Riot lets destroy ranked games is quite obscene. I'm surprised I didn't have to "agree" to "not disconnect from games in the future" (I got this for trying to fix a loading screen crash once and it was unbelievably offensive).

Lady Hammerlock2 votes

It blames my firewall.. i checked my firewall... and i was like wtf

High52 votes

I haven't had any crash issues and I'm playing on an old i5-3570K and GTX 670.

Fraggleroc2 votes

It crashing is ok... we could restart immediately... It's the NINJA part that's a killa

More from Gameplay

More by TheThundersRoar