Let us eat Poros in ARAM

Mecha MaIphite··2 votes·596 views

Nunu Chogath TahmKench

These champions can normally eat minions, but given how fast people clear waves in ARAM, they probably won't get many opportunities for that after the 10 minute mark. It makes sense to let them eat up some Poros to fill their bellies.

This is also a great opportunity to let Nunu have a Q buff on ARAM. It would be something like "Nunu's next E causes Willump to spit out the dead body of the poro. The poro explodes into pulp upon impact, doing light damage and slowing in a small radius around the target".

Before anyone criticizes me for being cruel to poros, remember that there are more individuals born than the environment can sustain. Each game only yields ten poro snax, half of which are not used. In the event that they are, they're usually all fed to one poro, to make it explode into more poros, worsening the situation. Introducing a predator would help ensure that there is enough food for all the poros.

Besides, nobody will miss the furry little bastards.

Upvote to let the feast begin. summoner 31 Chogath

4 Comments

I am Pacman3 votes

YOU MONSTER!! HOW COULD YOU EAT A PORO!!

Mecha MaIphite1 votes

Well I could let them starve to death, or I could... crunch

JayHog19921 votes

You're a monster...

Ghxztt1 votes

You can eat my cs. You can eat my tower. You can even eat me, but you will not eat such an innocent poro! ;-;

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