Dear balance team for multimillion dollar game

Big Daddy Slick·5/9/2015, 4:35:15 AM·2 votes·974 views

Katarina hi this is a thread about me, the most dickrided champion in the game despite blatant cancerous attributes only rivaled in dickridery by Riven,

I'm not even going to delve into the nuances of how fucking retarded this champion is right now (and has been), but this is a problem we can start with:

Death Lotus "Katarina becomes a flurry of blades, throwing up to 30 daggers at nearby enemy champions during the 2 second channel. Katarina throws blades at 0.2 second intervals, dealing magic damage and applying Grievous Wounds to the closest 3 enemy champions. Grievous wound reduces incoming healing by 50%."

Grievous wounds, grievous wounds... Fizz comes to mind. Okay that's enough thinking about the fish, back to the cat.

Grievous wounds. We all know it could be removed like Fizz and Katarina would still be the pubstomping sack of cancershit she is, forever never seeing the light of competitive play, but it doesn't even have to be removed.

Make it akin to Morellonomicon and be effective on targets at 40% health or below.

6 Comments

EliteGunm4n5/9/2015, 5:54:35 AM3 votes

Couple points.

  1. Fast CC does shut her down pretty hard. As long as the champions that have stuns wait to use it till she shunpos.
  2. I see your point that applying grevious wounds without the %life limitation is pretty strong and I would agree that that could be changed and allow more reactions to her plays. Rather than instant death. Perhaps a fast flash/heal should be able to save you from her initial burst.
  3. You were kinda rude about it, that's likely where the downvotes are from.
SIayton5/9/2015, 5:59:24 AM3 votes

Of all the things you could complain about with Katarina, you pick GRIEVIOUS WOUNDS?!

Who the fuck cares. Its her resets and lack of counterplay / animations that make her retarded. Grievious wounds is just like...... some random stat they tacked on to her ult that doesn't do anything.

Big Daddy Slick5/9/2015, 4:40:02 AM2 votes

yeah you can downvote me, Katarina players, but you can't present a solid argument for the current state of kat right now. She is just a champ for idiots to feel good about themselves in solo queue while being easily shut down in organized play.

IA9hRfpP5q5/9/2015, 5:24:39 AM1 votes

Katalia *