10 things to remember that will make you better at league

SlytherinUmbreon·12/3/2015, 7:31:27 PM·71 votes·5,272 views
  1. The Ward giveth, and the Ward taketh away.
  2. Before you facecheck that bush, remember that there is a Garen in it.
  3. Sometimes, Garen is a benevolent God. Usually, he is not.
  4. If I had a dollar for every time a snowballing champion snowballed, I would main Nunu and become rich.
  5. The best way to ward the enemy red buff is to place 1 ward in the bush behind red, one ward in the bush across from red, and 1 ward in the bush by Raptors. You'll know that you've done it correctly if the triangle created by the wards and the half circle wall behind red looks something like this: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/7/78/Illuminati-Logo.png/revision/latest?cb=20150529234113
  6. If you think that now is the correct time to Baron, then you're wrong.
  7. If you know that now is the correct time to Baron, then you're right.
  8. There are only three champions in the game that can flame and consistently win: Brand, Annie, and Shyvanna. -Amendment: lol, everyone kept coming in correcting me about other champions that use fire. SO apparently now Kayle and Rumble are also Flamers. You're welcome, Kayle mains. Edit: And Godyr.
  9. Thou shalt not covet thy ADC's Farm. Sona
  10. The chance that your team mates might remember this in your next match... It fills you with determination!

66 Comments

TDubH12/3/2015, 8:35:33 PM32 votes
  1. If you think that now is the correct time to Baron, then you're wrong.
  1. If you know that now is the correct time to Baron, then you're right.

it took me 3 minutes of staring at these two sentences to figure out how they weren't the same.... Rofl, I think I know now.

Lil Lewd Witch12/3/2015, 7:35:33 PM18 votes
  1. Size isn't everything. Teemo
MasqureMan12/4/2015, 9:14:56 AM4 votes

"If you think that now is the correct time to Baron, then you're wrong. If you know that now is the correct time to Baron, then you're right."

Godly

MilfHuntUnitXJ912/4/2015, 4:50:24 AM3 votes

upvoted +69

what if your champion can weave blood and make you feel like you're on fire? Vladimir

flibitydoo12/4/2015, 4:54:26 AM3 votes

Gangplank sets people on fire though

DrMundo sets himself on fire as well

Corki sets the ground on fire

Karma Nasus Udyr use spiritual flames

Lhostalis12/4/2015, 2:52:57 AM2 votes

So all those supports that autoed my CS constantly are going to the darkest pits of hell? There is justice in this world.... https://i.ytimg.com/vi/omkD5fFdzFQ/hqdefault.jpg

Dalanin12/4/2015, 3:52:21 AM2 votes

6 and 7 so much, Thank you

Olath Quortek12/4/2015, 4:19:45 AM2 votes

This is beautiful... Thank you! ;D

ahferroin712/4/2015, 5:43:31 PM2 votes

lol at UNDERTALE reference...

Seriously though, if people actually paid attention to this stuff, games would be a lot less snowbally, and a lot more interesting.

runedara12/3/2015, 8:44:31 PM2 votes

I played about an hour of undertale. It was okay. Does it get better?

LOL Spammer12/3/2015, 9:44:18 PM2 votes

Did you write these? If so.. [zombie-brand-clap]

macromite12/3/2015, 10:24:49 PM2 votes

rule 8 shows that this is all wrong. you forgot shyvana.

Only Play Darius12/3/2015, 11:26:44 PM2 votes

Slow and steady wins the race Nasus MasterYi Cassiopeia Katarina

Well maybe not in the current meta

Bharhash12/4/2015, 12:30:47 PM2 votes

{quoted}

  1. Before you facecheck that bush, remember that there is a Garen in it.
  2. Sometimes, Garen is a benevolent God. Usually, he is not.

All I do is spin, spin, spin no matter what.

Habitz12/4/2015, 3:19:37 PM2 votes

Can I covet the enemy ADC or does that plant the seeds of lust and my eventual betrayal

Blue Moon Wolf12/4/2015, 2:07:28 AM1 votes
  1. Thou shalt not covet thy ADC's Farm.

item 3302 Braum .__.

P.S.- you should add "Thou shalt not tax a lane after taking a kill"

7Artemis712/4/2015, 12:40:08 AM1 votes

Well Kayle lights her sword on fire so does that count?