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How a Platinum player can be so weak

Typhaoens··1 votes·1,142 views

I was playing the first game of the night and I come across the weakest platinum player in a mirror match of yasuo vs yasuo the no skill is real and yet he cant 1v1 right off the bat when we 1v1 he has irelia come mid and ever since that he has only ever had help the entire time he puts the yas to shame FOR SHAME! how can a yas not 1v1 fairly against his own champ >:v I sense a pussified bitch how can a platinum be so weak and not 1v1 and then start talking smack cause he ahead that's my shit im suppose to be talking smack when im ahead bitch got ahead of me with that nasty 2v1 lane camp talking about refunding champ bitch cant 1v1 with yas other then that im curious how a plat cant 1v1 as yas and still chicken shit to 1v1 in a custom match wont accept the duel I tell ya players like these put great shame into their champs and themselves WE MUST MAKE LEAGUE GREAT! er I demand no more chicken shit and pussie plays

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Verxint6 votes

League isn't a 1v1 game.

Typhaoens1 votes

OFC it is! how else did we get people to talk a lot about 1v1? on league :v I say your mind has been flooded with too many (Teamwork) talk its fills your head with rubbish of the weak I SAY THEY ARE JUST NAYSAYERS!

TheUrbanKitsune5 votes
  1. If you were dying to him when he got ganks you were more than likely WAAYYYY too pushed up, which is your fault. His team capitalized on it.

  2. League is a team game. It's not about 1v1's and who can make the flashiest outplays. In the end the game is about destroying the enemy nexus, and kills are just one way to help give your team an advantage towards that goal.

  3. What a lot of players think of as 'playing like a pussy' is often times players being cautious and waiting for you to make a mistake so they can capitalize. And if you get antsy and try to force a play because nothing is happening, and die 2v1 as a result, that's on you for playing poorly, IMO, ESPECIALLY if you already knew the Irelia was camping you. I'm guilty of that too sometimes but it's noone's fault but mine for overextending.

In all honesty this is probably why he's plat and you're silver.

Typhaoens1 votes

they started killing me near my own turret and diving early on :P and I get what you mean but I am here to change that and make players play like REAL CHAMPS NOT LIKE PUSSIES!!! also I think most ranked match making are wonky yesterday there was atleast a crapton of remake probs like 5 or 7 and the day before that I kept getting games where people afk or grief early other then that the match making at this ranking is tough u 3 u I came close to gold 5 for 3 seasons now and ive always never been able to make it pass promo its like league is purposely trying to get me in bad games and matches like how most enemy team had higher ranking players :0 ALSO SHUT YOUR BHLASPHEMY! AND CAPITALISM! (cause you said capitalized 2 time) WE LEAGUE CHAMPS AINT GOT TIME FOR THIS SO CALLED TEAMWORK! YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO 1v1 BEFORE YOU CAN WORK IN A TEAM! only the dankest champ can hang with the dankest team >:v [darius-angry]

Solicitude4 votes

You are totally wrong. First, you are a yasuo main, you have 83 games on him this season, the guy you faced hasnt played Yasuo one single time for 3 years. For him, was the first time playing him. While there is a huge skill gap between silver 2, you, and plat 2, that guy, its only natural for someone who plays a champion for the first time to be more reserved and constrained about what he does. In a mirror match-up the main will have great advantages against the player who plays a champion for the first time, even if he is more skilled as a player overall.

Also, if you keep believing what you are saying, you will never get out of silver. And even if you do, you will get back to it. If you dont learn when to be a "chicken" and when to be "man". If you dont understand that laning is not all about killing and its less important than other things in a game. If you dont understand that teamwork is way more important than 1vs1. If you dont understand that you are a bad player and learn how to improve. You will stay in silver for ever...

Typhaoens1 votes

did you read the part where he had his duo jg irelia camp my lane? someone who plat couldn't 1v1 me or fight me onwards without help even early like 3 minute into game we were in a 1v1 and irelia come flashing in like a hoe my friend I aint giving a free pass for platinum players who gotta play dat pussie shit this is league of legends >:v I aint gonna fight some hoe who think they can be a legend being a pussie whipped bitch gotta fight me with dat 1v1 not 2v1 and I know when to be a rooster not a chicken like a rooster im bouta put up some cockadoodle doo on em not some chicken shit also its not about understanding if your a bad player or not we all can improve sometime we get outbested but ya know what I say fuck em later onwards when you fight em again hoe just got lucky or played dat pussieass champ >:^) that's good at running away from a fight

Solicitude2 votes

Apparently you didnt read what i said. You are a yasuo main, he was playing yasuo for the first time. And the right thing to do when you play a champion for the first time is to play cautiously and defensive, especially in a mirror match-up. In this game you both had an advantage. He is a more skilled player, you main the champion you played. You opted to play aggressively, you got punished. He opted to play defensively and wait for gank.

######But, in all honesty, i dont expect you to understand anything. The way you write is incoherent, as is your thinking, most probably.

Typhaoens1 votes

and your not getting what im saying he played yasuo and he opted to play defensively and wait for ganks? thats weak my friend that is weak i know what your saying but your not getting what im saying to play yasuo passively and defensively is weak! weak! i tell ya! weakkk!!! you gotta PLAY LIKE A CHAMP! not like a coward! besides if his gonna play yas he better do it with real MAD AWESOMENESS! kinda like when i first played khazix for the first time and he was so bs and awesome at shredding hp at lvl 1 too! already on khazix and i was already smacking people into fights >:^) you gotta play hard my friend and not like a pussie on a champ thats awesome and bs besides getting ganks on the first few 3 minutes is lame for someone who cant 1v1 on a champ like yas also when you say you didnt expect me to understand anything just shows your lack of interest in my complaint (o 3 o) and thus why are you here? besides telling me something i already know? im here to show people the error of a platinums way and their weaknesses to a 1v1 on a bs champ thats op also the way i write is incoherent? well my friend maybe you should start getting a more simple look at my story when you read it this post is more about my experience with a plat player who cant 1v1 in lane without ganks the first few 3 minute as stated before and yeah i expected alot of people talking about (teamwork) or how someone inexperienced with yasuo or a champ they never played before would need help but ill most likely reply with (get that weakass shit outta here) since i only want a good 1v1 >:^) but yeah boi get yo weakass defensive and passive gank plays outta here im all about the 1v1 and the 1v5 dive

SirLucsean2 votes

If he can't play against himself than that's sad Riot allows boosted accounts to exist.

Wacky92 votes

This is one of the first Boards posts I've seen where the idiocy of the post is only matched by your inability to spell and use commonly understood grammatical rules. League is a game of intelligence. Perhaps you should go and find some.

Typhaoens1 votes

this aint league of grammar aint a paper test fuck outta here with dat gaming grammatical error analysis nerd type shit we aint need dis type of crap in games >:^) it aint making you look smarter its just annoying and tbh that's what most people will say when you go correcting people grammar in a game does it look like I care about punctuation and being correct in my sentencing and vocabulary when I talk? no im too busy playing and using chat to taunt or socialize with team :V now get yo butt outta here with your intelligence crap [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Kelg1 votes

yikes

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