People who play top only to play a weakass champ that wont fight up close is sickeningly dissapointing and disgusting :V i am disgusted by their weakness to only fight at a distance using their ranged champs i say we purge this weakness
Hügö7 votesSounds like hashinshit
Daddy Ants6 votesSo
ADC's going top lane is a bad thing and players should be "crucified" but Mages, Divers and Assassin's going bot lane is perfectly fine.
Nice logic.
saltran3 votesD I V E R S I T Y
Daddy Ants1 votes
OtterlyLost3 votesD I V E R S I T Y
Silly, only melee champs are allowed lane diversity. Marksmen have to sit bot lane only like good little caster minions.
Typhaoens1 votesAWAY WITH YOUR DIVERSITY THE ONLY DIVERSITY I SEE IS THE CRIPPLING WEAKNESS OF RANGED CHAMPS! ruining the toplane with their crippled butthole cant play mid or bottom cause their always being the bottom bitch :V
Typhaoens1 votesthank you it is a very good logic indeed cause botlane is where the real fun is at when it comes to shenanigans just don't be a bitch and ruin toplane :V I call everybody who does thing in game that way a bitch its always reinforce the image of top being better then their weak ranged pleb magick [garen-swing]
Daddy Ants1 votesthank you it is a very good logic indeed cause botlane is where the real fun is at when it comes to shenanigans just don't be a bitch and ruin toplane :V I call everybody who does thing in game that way a bitch its always reinforce the image of top being better then their weak ranged pleb magick [garen-swing]
The same could be said for cancer like Irelia, Yasuo and Mordekaiser ruining Bot Lane.
OurLestrade2 votesI remember rolling Taric top against Karma top once during the Team Builder days. That was a good game.
Typhaoens1 votesI am proud of your handsome taric skills to overpower a karma goodjob show those weak mages the POWAH of the crystals
Birbonius2 votesAgreed,let's purge those ranged weaklings 
Typhaoens1 votesTogether the weak ranged shall die
kagepaladin2 votesyou are forgetting one thing. 
Quiet Dude2 votesIMO OP any real melee top laner that loses to a ranged top laner is the weakest of all. You disgust real top laners with your heresy. Go back to support ya heathen.
Typhaoens1 votesYou try fighting a ranged that can flash or run away at quick speeds of a chicken BAWK BAWK! I wanna go full ad top sometime but people wanna play some chicken shit and run away all fight
Wacky91 votesChickens are not known for their high speeds or their constitution. Kind of like adcs.
saltran1 votesYou've gave me a nice idea, I will try Quinn ignite top next time I play.
(I barely play her so I will probably feed)
Typhaoens1 votesI am disgusted by this weakness >:v I hope the toplaner who kill you have fun eating his fried chicken
Warlord Rhinark1 votesOr you can be a cancer and be both at the same time whilst also being a support.
Kurt Hyzan1 votesRush T2 boots, and if you're a juggernaut, 
Take second wind, wait for a jungler to gank, use Glory and you'll get a kill whenever your jungler ganks.
DW Diana1 votesPeople who play top only to play a weakass champ that wont fight up close is sickeningly dissapointing and disgusting :V i am disgusted by their weakness to only fight at a distance using their ranged champs i say we purge this weakness
I've been playing a bit of Malzahar top building tank, it's actually pretty good. He needs time to scale and top lane is an island where he can do it. Hes still not great but once he has his 3 items (roa, rylais and liandry's) he can do decent damage and have about 3.5k hp. Then it's a Zzrot and Warmogs for a nice 5.5k hp and over 100 armour and MR xD. Or any other tank item instead of warmogs if you like. Hell you can go DC and end with over 800 AP and still be pretty tanky xD
If you don't want mages top then think about why they're not mid anymore: fast games with no one able to contend mid against those that have taken over.
Typhaoens1 votesThat's cause they some weak champs >:^) its not the champ but he who wields it FUCKOUTTA HERE WITH YOUR BLASPHEMY! I AINT HAVING NO MALZ TOP!