Teemo is completely, utterly useless

Standgrounding·Jan 27, 2017·7 votes·1,285 views

His Mushrooms are nothing thanks to Oracle, wards and items like Duskblade and Banshee. Deathfire Torch is the only good mastery on Teemo because of it's somewhat large number. Fervor requires Teemo to reach lategame to be any useful, since everyone bursts him in few spells/autos, and outtanks and outdamages him. Poison is meh compared to juicy ADC's crits, and most of his effects can be cleansed and QSSed. Terrible range, lack of AoE and meh 1v1 power... buff him hard.

Haha downvoted by stupid idiot morons

17 Comments

The KnightOwlJan 27, 20174 votes

Fuck buffing Teemo, rework his cancerous kit.

dakota saturnJan 27, 20173 votes

He's been meta before and it was AWFUL. Think tryndamere type split pushing with absolutely zero counterplay.

ScissorsNstuffJan 27, 20173 votes

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His Mushrooms are nothing thanks to Oracle, wards and items like Duskblade and Banshee. Deathfire Torch is the only good mastery on Teemo because of it's somewhat large number. Fervor requires Teemo to reach lategame to be any useful, since everyone bursts him in few spells/autos, and outtanks and outdamages him. Poison is meh compared to juicy ADC's crits, and most of his effects can be cleansed and QSSed. Terrible range, lack of AoE and meh 1v1 power... buff him hard.

do you know what splitpushing is?

Divine WindsJan 27, 20171 votes

You mean where you split the lane in half and only kill half the creeps? LUL

ScissorsNstuffJan 27, 20172 votes

actually that is somewhat accurate. But if you actually mathcraft and figure out what teemo really needs at any given moment to do this you will find that a single mushroom can more or less shove a minion wave under a tower while teemo is literally anywhere on the map.

One of the biggest mistakes I see teemo players make is trying too hard to help their teammates directly because they are weak players that don't fully understand minion mechanics.

StandgroundingJan 27, 20172 votes

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do you know what splitpushing is?

leaving your team to get slaughtered 4v5 when you're doing a miserable attempt to take side tower.

ScissorsNstuffJan 27, 20171 votes

you don't have to let your team get slaughtered, not that they necessarily need you anyways. I mean.. youre teemo, what are you really doing even unless its an attrition battle but then you have even more time to splitpush then.

Teemo is one of the best splitpushers. He can hit towers without even being any where near said tower

Divine WindsJan 27, 20172 votes

As a darius, reksai, Irelia, TF 'main'

Fuck you

Sincerely, 'I hate Teemo'

VizulixJan 27, 20171 votes

MWAHAHAHAHHAAHA ALL HAIL TEEMO. ALL HAIL TEEMO. I HAVE PLEDGED MY LIFE TO TEEMO. TEEMO IS LOVE. TEEMO IS LIFE.

Craft ZeppelinJan 27, 20172 votes

First things first. I dont get WHY Teemo mains claim his mushrooms matter so much its only used as a tool of annoyance and NOTHING compared to the lethality of the likes of techies of Dota. Teemos kit is loaded like 90% in his E, which is one of the most OP passive enhancements in the darn game. It has so much power youre allowed to build almost anything. Thats why he has like 53% winrate

StandgroundingJan 27, 20171 votes

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First things first. I dont get WHY Teemo mains claim his mushrooms matter so much its only used as a tool of annoyance and NOTHING compared to the lethality of the likes of techies of Dota. Teemos kit is loaded like 90% in his E, which is one of the most OP passive enhancements in the darn game. It has so much power youre allowed to build almost anything. Thats why

he has like 53% winrate where, in bronze, where people cant use items correctly? E is literally the only thing Teemo has.

He offers little utility and CC/burst in higher elos.

Craft ZeppelinJan 27, 20171 votes

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he has like 53% winrate where, in bronze, where people cant use items correctly? E is literally the only thing Teemo has.

He offers little utility and CC/burst in higher elos.

The results are coming from verified websites that takes matches from above plat only. And E is the ONLY thing teemo needs. Other parts of his kits is trivial just for making annoyance and recon.

I dont get why you biased people always tend to compare numbers to bronze players and try to make it a valid argument. It just makes it weak as a failed souffle.

StandgroundingJan 27, 20171 votes

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The results are coming from verified websites that takes matches from above plat only. And E is the ONLY thing teemo needs. Other parts of his kits is trivial just for making annoyance and recon.

I dont get why you biased people always tend to compare numbers to bronze players and try to make it a valid argument. It just makes it weak as a failed souffle.

he's still a weaker version of ADC that has a blind.

Edit: i hate %%%s who downvote me for no reason, just like you.