My name is Pisdov and I am a toxic teammate.

Not always, mind you. Just when watching my teammates do ridiculous things. It puts me on tilt, and I lose the will to try and win. Jungler and Support walk into brush, each below 10% health, knowing that enemy J4, Jinx, and Karma are there, and feed Jinx 2 kills 30 seconds into game? Done with that game. My team's Jungler intentionally feeds enemy ADC a kill when game starts because he doesn't like the ADC I picked to play? Definitely done. Darius roams from lane to lane dying and never goes to top lane? Check please. 2/11 Heimerdinger who split pushes all game and won't group? After 44 minutes of it, I almost AFK'd. Just a few examples from a particularly shitty night of games. Could some of these games be won? Yea. But I genuinely don't want to play those games anymore, and would rather half-ass it until I can spam surrender.

Also, I know I'm bad. I managed to drop from Silver 3 promos to 0 LP Silver 5, despite maintaining 53% win-rate (a little salty about that). But these things don't require any skill or mechanics, no map vision or map awareness. I hate these people, and I hate this game. But I will queue again. Because maybe next time, they will be on the enemy team. And I will breathe a sigh of relief... not this time, mother fucker, not this time.

Goodnight and God Bless You All.