There I was, eating my breakfast before work

I forgot most of my money at home, so I only had enough for this one Bacon and Egg Biscuit from Tim Hortons. "Oh man, what a great way to start off the day!" I thought to myself. While I was there, I was talking to some of the guys there that I know. Something about today, I just felt it was going to be great. The biscuit was perfect. It smelled amazing, it looked scrumptious, and I knew it tasted like heaven. I couldn't wait to get the first bite in.

I did not have enough time to wait and eat it, as I would have been a little late for work, so I ended up driving there before I ate it. The temptation to eat and drive was killing me, but I'm not going to be the reason that some news caster has to say "Local woman dies from involvement with another driver eating while he drives." I can wait. It'll be worth it.

I finally got to work after around 10 minutes. I walked to the break room in the back, where I can wait for my shift to start. All of my favorite coworkers were there. "How could this day get any better?" I thought to myself.

The moment has arrived. I was sitting at one of the tables with some of my coworkers, unwrapping the biscuit.

I was about to go for the bite, ready for the delicious taste I've been waiting for. But then, from what seems like out of nowhere, I hear in the long distance, the time for talk is over

No...

I pause for a second, looking around myself. Nobody seems alarmed. Was it just me? It must have been. I go for the bite again.

Then, out of nowhere, Riven smashes down the break room door and mashes buttons over to me, screaming frantically AH YA HA AH YA AHH. Everyone flashes away, but mine is on CD, she gets close enough to steal my sandwich. And starts dashing away from me.

I chase her. I didn't buy this shit for this to happen. She starts mashing buttons down the hallway, in which I follow her, as fast I can. My coworker was at the end of the hallway. She was cornered. I yell out to him, "Conner! Stop her! She stole my sandwich!"

I'm trembling even typing what is about to happen. Conner readies up his attack. He's about to clobber this girl. But she sees it coming. She flashes onto him, stuns him instantly and presses q hydra r and he was a goner. He got straight up steam rolled.

Her flash is down, and mine it finally back up. I flash towards her, about to get in melee range to fuck her up for what she has done. I was so close, she was about to eat shit.

Then from quite literally nowhere, Vayne emerges from stealth and condemns me against the wall. By the time the stun ends, I'm already almost done for. "I need this sandwich" I thought to myself. I try as hard as I can to kill her, but every swing is a miss. She just keeps going invisible.

One... Two... Three. The last silver bolt hits me, doing bullshit amounts of damage and stopping me right in my tracks. I was done for. It was over. I lost. My dignity, my sandwich, and my elo, all gone. Riven mashed buttons away, and the 1/5 Vayne 1v1ed me with a BotRK. And all there is to see is the "LOLOLOLOLOLOL OUTPLAYED XD" in all chat from them both. Oh great, more shit talk for Vayne and Riven players. What a surprise.

I report them when I get home that day. I cry to uncle Lyte saying to do something about it. He says "hey don't worry buddy, I'll get them with my perfect system ^_^"

6 weeks later. No ban.

Nerf Vayne and Riven, the fun ruiners.