Pool Party Zoe Got A Nerf Supersoaker 3000

Zoe got nerfed...Pyke was added... Irelia got nerfed ( - 5 MS ) and is unplayable... Akali will hopefully get nerfed, true stealth can SMD. Yasuo was nerfed but could still use some help. AD Carries got nerfed...assassin's were buffed... Supports got buffed but Ardent Censor was nerfed.. Dark Harvest isn't really that broken IMO Damage is insanely high and needs to be fixed. Heimerdinger is broken and no one talks about it... Pantheon is an ELO gaining machine, so BUSTED... Katarina is better played as AP Carry than Midlaner.. I recently learned how busted Urgot is... I plan on using him to get to Platinum V in Season 9... Toplane can influence the map more than a midlaner.. Take TP + Ghost and sllitpush into Oblivion... Some Bronze players don't believe in ELO Hell... The turret changes increase the early game snowball.. Evelyn can be a full AP Assassin midlaner... The Taric & Master Yi boosting strat is still viable... I love Trick2G's sound effects in his videos... Riot needs to return Live Support to their SuppPage.. Illoai is busted but no one talks about her and IDKY... There should be a Tribunal for Riot to examine... Any reports they receive about Bad Players... Some chameleon thing called Neeko exists...

Thank you for reading my freestyle poem about my first experience of a season in League and man is ranked just so stressful...