To every botlane,jungler,and mid

Suck my LuLu·8/12/2016, 1:05:23 AM·2 votes·886 views

Hello dear MID BOT AND JUNGLE MAINS. I was silver 2, climbed grinded I felt pretty good about it, but then one day out of no where. a trend started to happen. go into game get my items. lvl 2 DOUBLE KILL GOING TO THE ENEMY BOT LANER 2:34 MIN IN GAME. I say okay that's fine no biggy. 1 minute later. ENEMY MID JUNGLER ADC AND SUPPORT KILL YOU AGAIN AND TAKE TOWER. you bitch to the jungler that hasn't even gotten to blue buff. then by 10 min in game you have managed to die 8 times. Heres a tip. Farm, wait for ganks, don't fight lvl 2 cause that's in a powerspike. To my fellow bronzies and silvers. when I'm the only one fed on the team. theres something called splitpushing. ever heard of it. yeah it means you back up and let me relieve some pressure off the map so you can scale. stop always wanting to team fight spread out push towers. in this elo all the wanna do is get kills. TO MY FELLOW JUNGLE MAINS.... when you see a ziggs top, xerath top, anything that's not a top laner. why do you insist on helping the bot lane that's 0 8 verses the already fed 6 0 wukong??. junglers why are you always tdm why cant you just push towers. back to split pushing. theres two types of top laners. the ones who roam and lose farm and cs and maybe get kills (aka wasted time boosted animals) and the top laners who say hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm my teams fightin let me take every tower in game because that's how you win games. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN THERE IS 4 PEOPLE IN MY LANE. DRAG RED SIDE JUNGLE AND 4 TOWERS PRIMARY AND SECONDARY ARE OPEN. PLEASE DO NOT COME TO MY LANE AND DIE ALSO. MID LANERS IK YOU GUSY ARE THIRSTY CUCKS BUT FOR ONCE PUSH SOME GODDAM TOWERS. and bot laners stop following your dumbass supports into death, let them die and farm.

the reason I have dropped from s2 to s5 in 1 week. 30% my fault but ill admit my mistakes I go on proguides and try and learn to be better. I'm tired of being yelled and told ive done nothing for the team when I have taken two lanes all the way to inhibs and gotten 3 drags for the team. learn that theres more to league than team fighting. learn how to play with good top laners. and maybe you wont lose.

if I can get any tips add wuju yuno thanks bye.

9 Comments

Handy Sandy 8/12/2016, 1:08:13 AM2 votes

Thank god that someone said it. I almost always tell my jungler to attack the turret with me when I pushed my opponent out of the lane. One, for more damage and two, so I'm not ganked.

420 grams8/12/2016, 1:28:50 AM1 votes

I think the jungler should split push, and top should join for team fights since they're usually tanky.

GGX Millia8/12/2016, 4:29:00 AM1 votes

I love guys like you. Please be on the enemy team splitpushing while I'm killing your teammates. Best wishes, Malphite,Gragas, JarvanIV ,Hecarim, Leona, Nocturne, RekSai, Pantheon, Renekton , Tryndamere , Volibear , Zac, Alistar , Amumu .

I hope you understand why I picked these particular champs. And those are not all - there's plenty more. Without even counting the positioning mistakes of your team.