The Design Team Must Be On Some Seriously Good Snow - Tanks

I mean seriously

If you first pick a bruiser in top lane you may as well just afk in base for 15 minutes because you won't be able to do anything against Malphite. He literally sits there spamming his Q until you are low then he ults you for insane burst damage even though hes building full armor and repeats this until the end of the laning phase

Even the most braindead of Malphites could already stomp bruisers just by doing what I've said above so, of course, in typical live design team fashion, they go and buff him! wtf?

It almost seems as if the design team is not playing the same game as the rest of us. Of course, I just remembered that no one on the live design team is a top laner so I guess that statement is pretty much true.

They also decrease the armor on Ninja Tabi's by 10 from 30 > 20 which was much needed and prevents ADCs from rushing this broken item. They finally woke up and realized that so many late game ADCs were building this broken ass item fast to easily survive laning phase which made early game ADCs like Draven weaker. (Also because enemy jungler is permanently on full health so they can't play aggro)

BUT! Just when you think some progress has been made

They increase the damage reduction of auto attacks from 10% - 12%?????? LOL!

Good luck first picking any bruiser in your ranked games because you're going to cop a free L

This has made tanks even MORE unkillable in top lane just incase they weren't unkillable enough already as they stack defensive stats that bruiser items simply cannot break through. They out sustain bruisers, their abilities do more damage than bruisers once they hit level 6, their items are cheaper and more effective to counter bruisers, and tanks have much better wave clear. Malphite W's and E's and the wave is gone in a second, Chogath just has to Q and E, Maokai just Q's and E's etc. etc.

And I know there are going to be some tards in this comment section telling me how these champions winrates are below 50% and need a buff but their winrates are this low because your carry potential playing tanks is lower than a hoe's booty on the dance floor. Instead, you just have to hope your bot lane is winning and if they aern't you get a free loss.

This is of course why any of us still play bruisers. Atleast if I play Camille or Jax and I'm strong, I can hope to kill the enemies adc but these tanks just shut you down completely the moment they have been fucking picked! If I play a tank I don't have the damage to do so and again this is why so many top laners refer to the state of the game as "the bot lane coin toss".

Not to mention that playing tanks is boring af although we know by now RIOT don't care about "fun" anymore ,they just want quick games for their eSports events and profits.

Rant finished