I really wish Tryndamere took even the slightest braincell to play, even beating him he's a pain
Like this one I recently got through playing against, I whooped his ass beyond belief, only because he went
at the start and took Footwork instead of going braindead Conq and running me down with true damage crit balance, and yet despite the fact that I had triple his farm by 10 minutes and took his tower at 15 this skilless zero-effort POS still stayed relevant by doing nothing but split pushing.
He mindlessly went down side-lanes during fights and despite everyone being massively fed compared to him he still chunked anyone that went to deal with him for a 3rd of their HP all because he had a 
I just wish he actually got punished like anyone else in the game for getting shat on, but he doesn't, because even if he gets spanked into a desolate wreck by his enemy laner he'll just go full on split-bot once laning phase is done and never leave side-lanes, taking towers in seconds despite being 0/10/0 with 100 farm at 25 minutes and forcing 2 people at a time because he can 1v1 anyone with braindead Crits and his uncounterable Ult.
Such a batch of cancer, why does Riot refuse to do ANYTHING to make him have even the slightest semblance of balance and health?

You aren't a position to call a champ brainless and cancer when play this cancer permashove shit where you don't interact with the enemy.
He might as well be the mid version of 

. Trynd has to press r from you doing one combo. Or he has to build much more tanky and defensive which lowers his dps and ability to take towers.