I really wish Tryndamere took even the slightest braincell to play, even beating him he's a pain

ImTheDotMan··26 votes·7,916 views

Like this one I recently got through playing against, I whooped his ass beyond belief, only because he went item 1006 item 1006 item 1006 at the start and took Footwork instead of going braindead Conq and running me down with true damage crit balance, and yet despite the fact that I had triple his farm by 10 minutes and took his tower at 15 this skilless zero-effort POS still stayed relevant by doing nothing but split pushing.

He mindlessly went down side-lanes during fights and despite everyone being massively fed compared to him he still chunked anyone that went to deal with him for a 3rd of their HP all because he had a item 3087

I just wish he actually got punished like anyone else in the game for getting shat on, but he doesn't, because even if he gets spanked into a desolate wreck by his enemy laner he'll just go full on split-bot once laning phase is done and never leave side-lanes, taking towers in seconds despite being 0/10/0 with 100 farm at 25 minutes and forcing 2 people at a time because he can 1v1 anyone with braindead Crits and his uncounterable Ult.

Such a batch of cancer, why does Riot refuse to do ANYTHING to make him have even the slightest semblance of balance and health?

25 Comments

Mandalorian 1178 votes

Tryndamere games are the most tedious games ever for all these reasons. No matter what team he’s on. He has a small teamfight presence, so he never leaves the side lanes. Because of that, the team is at a disadvantage in team fights. So the only reason he’s relevant is split pushing, destroying in 1v1s, and spinning away.

MegaSpaceJX7 votes

You just need to kite him or stall his r. trydnamere has a 47% winrate bro.

ImTheDotMan21 votes

Yes kite the guy with a self-lowing CD dash and an AOE slow with 0 wind-up.

And stop trying to use this 47% win-rate bullshit excuse to justify not touching him. Sejuani Ryze Azir

Fuck outta here with that stupid nonsense when Riot continuously guts champions even worse off than this living tumor.

DuskDaUmbreon11 votes

The problem is nobody in the world can reasonably kite him except Jhin pre-HoB bugfix nerf, and nobody can stall out his R except Nasus and Kayle.

ImTheDotMan2 votes

And even Nasus would have trouble given the 30% true damage crits.

iamthegoatofwar3 votes

actually wither is a bitch when playing trynd vs nasus.

DonaldTrumpIsG0D6 votes

Yeah Tryndamere and Sion are cancer to play against because they basically jihad your towers all game. Trynd pops ult to keep attacking your towers and Sion uses his passive to attack them.

T2K Baka1 votes

lol this comment killed me

feintfiend6 votes

Just checked and your highest number of games is on Malzahar You aren't a position to call a champ brainless and cancer when play this cancer permashove shit where you don't interact with the enemy. He might as well be the mid version of Tryndamere

Zardo2 votes

He does absolutely no damage compared to trynd and has clear cut counterplay. Malz doesn't even have good shove anymore due to how easy it is to shut it down.

Rellaes1 votes

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Just checked and your highest number of games is on Malzahar You aren't a position to call a champ brainless and cancer when play this cancer permashove shit where you don't interact with the enemy. He might as well be the mid version of Tryndamere

Minions were buffed, so the waveclear you're talking about is nerfed. In addition, Malzahar is easily countered by buying a single item.

Flawless Fetus5 votes

Have you tried playing him? I used to feel the same way. Then I played him. Realized wasn't as simple as I thought but decided to main him to diamond years ago. Then I stopped because he's shit compared to most top laners. He's by no means a "high skill champ", but he's far from brain dead.

Power Cosmic4 votes

Map control and cs'ing are a major part of the game.

Saezio3 votes

Trynda is trash what u guys talking about? Name one matchup top where he doesn't die 2-3 times pre lvl 6.

ImTheDotMan6 votes

Name one match-up where he doesn't just do exactly what I said once he gets 6?

Flawless Fetus2 votes

W Max Darius dumpsters tryn. Esp if he picks up an early tabi/thorn/wardens.

Socon1 votes

Nasus, sion, fiora, irelia, gnar, Jayce, Kennen, Vlad, need I go on?

agac42341 votes

name one match up where he dies after lvl 6

Saezio1 votes

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name one match up where he dies after lvl 6

Aatrox Urgot Jax Garen Darius Viktor Ekko Quinn Camille Irelia Nasus LeeSin Ryze Renekton

Now ofc if you run into a trynda OTP and you have 50 games only on the champ you are playing you are gonna get fucked it's only natural

agac42341 votes

hahahahah the only one taht can actaully kill tryn here is jax and aatrox. and thats because jax has his E and aatrox has his 2nd life like tryn. and viktor is just OP af rn so he doesnt count lmao. everyone else tryn can kill if tehy arent fed

Saezio1 votes

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hahahahah the only one taht can actaully kill tryn here is jax and aatrox. and thats because jax has his E and aatrox has his 2nd life like tryn. and viktor is just OP af rn so he doesnt count lmao. everyone else tryn can kill if tehy arent fed

Ok mate sure that's why he is pick ban in challenger and all competitive. Cy@

Rellaes1 votes

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Trynda is trash what u guys talking about? Name one matchup top where he doesn't die 2-3 times pre lvl 6.

OP clearly said that after Tryndamere gets wrecked in lane, he doesn't care at all and split-pushes the whole game. He didn't mention anything about lane-phase.

Socon2 votes

"Macro focused champions are brain dead because I don't know how to play anything but micro street fighter!!"

woodvsmurph1 votes

Renekton item 3142 item 3508 item 3153 item 3071 item 3047 item 3143 . Trynd has to press r from you doing one combo. Or he has to build much more tanky and defensive which lowers his dps and ability to take towers.

Every 2-3 sec he is stunned via your empowered w courtesy of essence reaver. Ghostblade plus bork invalidate any movespeed advantage he has well enough that he has no chance to run you down and out dps you during the duration of his ult... especially coupled with your 2-3 sec stun cd. How do you beat trynd? Force him to r off a single combo, then don't die to him during his r. Ta da. Trynd is now a useless coward.

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