I wish Teemo's Q gave near-sight, the "blind" is practically useless and really only used for damage

anhaton··3 votes·922 views

It doesn't even counter anyone anymore because damage is so ball-crushingly high that the impact of his "on-hit miss" for 2 second is almost non-existent.

Oh you blinded Nasus he'll just Q you again every 2 seconds once it where's off.

Oh you blinded Garen too bad he reduced the duration with his W, though it's not like he even needs it since he can just E you down then summoner 14 -> Ult.

Oh you blinded Tryndamere he'll just press R and run you down with 30% true damage crits and E mobility+damage spam.

Oh you blinded MasterYi he'll just press W and wait it out before outrunning you and melting you anyway with on-hit true-damage.

Oh you blinded Jax he'll just counterstrike jump and stun you then two shot you with an oh so counterplay oozing item 3078 conqueror W.

Oh you blinded Irelia too bad it doesn't block her on-hit damage Q spam at all, so she's free to do as much damage to you as she wants because she doesn't even need to auto attack to nuke people anymore.

And so on and so forth, his blind is only useful for the damage at this point, nobody even notices the actual effect anymore because it doesn't do anything to anyone, they can just ignore the duration and nuke you anyway before its even over while taking 0 damage as you try to outrun them with your wimpy useless as fuck "Move-Quick" because everyone has built in damage reduction and mobility/ speed-boosts out the ass that makes it look like an item effect rather than an actual champion ability.

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0zzy 0sbourne2 votes

For anyone that relies on auto attacks for anything, that's some of the longest two seconds of your life

anhaton1 votes

Read above, not to mention it's only 2.5 seconds at max Rank which by that time most will either have Tenacity or the stats to just ignore you for the duration before nuking you to high hell.

It's only good for the damage.

Herocrack1 votes

There was a game where i was playing teemo, and an enemy towerdived one of my low health allies. I was able to blind them in time, and he was about kill my ally but his last auto attacks couldn’t get through and he dies without getting a kill. It was the most funniest thing i saw in that game.

Plat HardstuckXD1 votes

If you lose against any Melee champ like Tryndamere with Teemo its you that is playong bad not the games fault you dont know how to play the matchup. The blind Q is so useful i dont know how you mess up on it. Also Jax cant block blind, you can blind adcs negating a ton of damage since almost none ever get merc treads, and the same goes for Tryndamere you blind him when he goes on you not for poke if its late game.

anhaton1 votes

Explain how a Teemo has any chance against a Tryn after 6?

All he has to do is E into you then you're forced to blind him unless you want to risk RNG with conq crits. Then it's just a matter of him brainlessly pressing R and critting you down, the only way a Teemo beats a Tryn at any point after he hits 6 is if the Tryn is dumb as rocks. You can't even outrun him because he can just shout which you have to be a god of luck to predict due to it having 0 sign or windup.

I get that you never play Teemo or any of these melees you believe he "counters" so you're hopelessly ignorant but please at least try to learn about what you're talking about before making stupid statements.

L Psy Kongroo1 votes

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Explain how a Teemo has any chance against a Tryn after 6?

All he has to do is E into you then you're forced to blind him unless you want to risk RNG with conq crits. Then it's just a matter of him brainlessly pressing R and critting you down, the only way a Teemo beats a Tryn at any point after he hits 6 is if the Tryn is dumb as rocks. You can't even outrun him because he can just shout which you have to be a god of luck to predict due to it having 0 sign or windup.

I get that you never play Teemo or any of these melees you believe he "counters" so you're hopelessly ignorant but please at least try to learn about what you're talking about before making stupid statements.

Take Glacial Augment vs. Trynd to kite him out when he spins on you. Max Q in lane, he can easily out-sustain your E. Only use it when he spins on you, never use it to poke. Ignite him when he ults to cut his healing.

Trynd is literally Teemo's easiest matchup. Even a good Trynd will have problems vs. Teemo.

anhaton1 votes

A Tryn that isn't a dumbass won't ever engage on a Teemo unless he's got a jungler, or the Teemo is shoved up too far to outrun him, so the Teemo is forced into a shit situation where his only options are allow Tryn to farm freely because you can't get close enough to auto poke him without getting E'd on and you cant waste Mana on denying minions, or you can risk dying like a moron by poking him even though he has unreasonable sustain.

The Teemo will always be at a massive disadvantage in the match-up due to how outdated and unsupported his playstyle and kit has become. A Teemo will never control the lane against a Tryn unless he has jungle support and the Tryn has no idea how to farm and just sustain all the damage he'll take.

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