WTF TFT???

Just played my first and likely only game of Team Fight Tactics.

What in god's holy name was that???

Spent the majority of the game confused about what in the hell was happening. Then tried the best I could and lasted pretty long but was still really confused. Summoned my main man, Blitzcrank (of which I have over 1.3 million mastery points with), and he worked pretty well most of the time. But my normal instincts didn't work. Tried moving my water droplet character around to attack but that didn't help either. Then summoned Lissandra to try and slow and counter the enemy but I didn't know who I was facing until the match started. Then some jungle creeps showed up. No item shop to counter what was happening which I didn't understand what was happening in the first place anyway.

On the plus side my Lucian kicked ass most of the game, though.

This game mode seems to be some mutant of, like, three different games (League, Hearthstone, Chess) at once.

Sorry Riot but I'm not gonna play it again. What in the hell is happening and what in the hell is going on? Confused about everything. Jesus H. Was this one of those weird dreams I have from time to time? Back to Summoner's Rift for me.