How the fuck do people climb like this

Need to have the endurance of Michael Phelps on acid. What the fuck.

Every game its like I'm forcing my team to hit the nexus, is everyone's games like this? Impossible to do more than 5 games a day with how ridiculous the game times are. Haven't had a sub 35 minute game in about 20 games I think? With the average almost hitting 45...