What was your absolute worst game in LoL?

Anything from feeders to flamers, I'm interested in the stories. If you have a video with it that'll just add to the experience. I dunno how often these threads are made, but I think it'll help everyone to vent a bit and make some entertainment for the rest of us.

For me, it's gotta be when 3 of my team went 0/5+/0. When it started, there was already some heat. Game connect, I say support, someone says support after me, then says "screw off I'm support."

I say "Sorry, called it first." Waited a bit for others to call, then locked in as .

Support-wannabe gets mad and locks in as top.

went with me to bot.

says "im mid but im new so pls carry me" ((RED FLAG ALERT))

locked in without saying anything. I thought maybe he was being jungler or something, can Brand be jungler? I really should have dodged in hind sight, but I don't really like that practice.

Anyway, game starts, Teemo says Brand will go top with him, and like sure, fine but silent follows Tristana and I to bot, and ignores everyone's pings and attempts to tell him to go top.

Teemo says he was with Brand and they wanted to go bot as support and adc, and inside I'm thinking "If you told me that instead of saying screw you I would have been fine taking top." but outside I say nothing.

Eventually Teemo got Brand to follow him to top when the minions had been around for like 30 seconds, BUT he goes wandering into the jungle, goes directly to the turret, and tries to attack it. Of course he gets executed, but like anyone who has ever played any league game ever knows not to do that.

Then like 5 seconds later Katarina friggin charges when tons of his minions are around him, and hers are dead, tries to fight him and of course dies.

Brand and Teemo push hard against and despite the fact that Teemo is one level below, and Brand is two levels below.. then Brand goes INTO turret range and attacks the champions and again dies, and then Teemo dies because he was right behind him. Meanwhile in bot we're doing pretty well. Secured a kill on the and forced enemy to retreat, though in their defense it was hard fought. I mess up when trying to cover Tristana's retreat and get stunned->root->ded due to shield cooldown, but overall we're ahead.

Brand and Teemo still throwing top lane and..

Katarina..

goes to All chat and asks Heimerdinger to stop dealing so much damage and killing her since she's new.

I just..

[sg-lux-2]

I ask Katarina if she'd be more comfortable playing bots so she could learn, and she says "but im mid... did u want to switch lanes?"

Anyway.. back to us, still going well, I force enemy Morg to retreat and Tristana scores a kill on Jinx. Then we lose mid and top towers, Jinx and Morg come back and just barely kill us both, and it's pretty clear we're gonna lose (although we come back and double kill them in response). The fed af top laners teleport to bottom and wipe us out, mid inner turret goes down, and surrender vote starts by Tristana. I vote yes, but the other 3 vote no.

So. Stuck for another 15 minutes as we (Tristana and I) try in vain to turn it around even though we know it's futile. And Katarina says right before defeat "maybe we should have surrendered." ajSNcdsfisdofjAKJSDNKS

TL;DR Other than myself and my lane partner, everyone on our team scored horrendous for KDA.

... Katarina's 0/5/0, Teemo's 0/7/0, and Brand's 0/8/0. Mine wasn't stellar either, at a 1/3/1, but the only reason it wasn't 1/2/1 was because of that hyper Jayce that teleported in, and we were trading just fine in our lane.

I don't think I've ever been this salty before but my jeez. What makes it worse is that my partner was good, to be honest, because that meant they didnt just waste my time, they wasted Tristana's as well. Tristana was 3/3/1 if you're wondering. She killed Jinx twice while I rooted Morgana in the back so she got full credit, and got caught by either Jinx stun or Morg root when the shield was either recharging or wouldn't help at that point.

Wow that was longer than I thought it'd be... anyway, feel free to post your own worst experience. Imo the more detail, the more interesting. Better to post your salt (though no toxins please) here than let it shrivel you up from the inside.