"Why you always lying, omg stop * lying"

So,

I have been in Queue for like * ever, trying to get at least one Poro King match in before the event ends.

OMG Queue times stop * lying I have not waited in todays queue's, until this current queue now over 18 minutes, for longer than 10 minutes. Been trying to get a game for like almost like 1 and 1/2 hours OMG STOP LYING * ABOUT QUEUE TIMES! wasting my * time on Ritos BS queue, Is there a * fix for the queue issue!!!!! other than not playing this game at all!! I don't get anything like this queue time on NA server, just the NA ping / ms time is prohibitive, or I would transfer back there in a * heartbeat.

suck