This thread is the funniest thing you'll read today

So i was in a normal today, i was kinda bored so i just pick Volibear jungle and start the game. So, i was coordinating with my team like how i was gonna gank bot to then do drake, i was talking with my top laner about diving enemy yasuo so i was gonna tank the tower etc, and during this entire time our mid laner was just spam pinging non-stop help mid asking me to gank her. You know who was her opponent? Xerath. Have you ever tried to gank a full hp xerath with both sums up who can farm without leaving his tower? Pro tip, unless the guy is braindead and pushes, u're not gonna gank him. So the guy starts saying "i need blue" "give me blue" but i was at my krugs, so i tell her "go get it" and she says "no i need help". So she asks to our bot "please come help me get blue" and ofc our bot was like "fk off". The guy doesn't give up, and she types: "Darius please come help me take blue".. Ofc our Darius didn't want to leave his lane to tank blue for her so she types in all chat "report my team wont help me". At this point this was too fun. I clear my entire bot side jungle, except the blue. Didn't touch it for 20 mins. 'Cause she was waiting for me to start it to get it, and at that point i would have prefered to wait for the buff to die of natural causes instead of giving to her. So enemy team starts saying "why don't u just buy lost chapter?" which is what we all were saying, but no, the guy with mana management problems decides to go Morello first item. A full morello, vs xerath (?). Lb dies, so i go take my blue. Lb ragequits the game. The guy went afk. And none of us were mad!! i was laughing my ass off and so was the rest of our team, it was a normal anyway so who cares about the loss, but this was the funniest thing it ever happened to me in a League game.