Mixed dmg

at times like this i start to wonder if any of riot emploies play LoL at all becouse we all sow the apocalipse of 4 juggernouts riders and now we see the rain of fire adc addition NOT A FREAKING MARKSMEN RIOT Attack Damage Carry thats what they are now. But becouse we don't see the terror from the shadows the MIXED DAMAGE GANG we ignore them but WE SHOULDN'T DO THAT. I bet there are tons of master yi or jax mains here and if you have tried mixed damage jax or mixed damage yi or any other champ that scales with ap and ad like MF nowdays or kogmaw or corki you'd see what terrible power they poses what they have discovered. And i'll tell you what it is. ITS MIXED DAMAGE SWAG !!! yes the legendary POWER OF BS and how it can turn the tides of battles in matter of secons and yes i DO mean secons not more 6 sec to be exact. So let me tell you about master yi and how he can SAVE or DESTROY your games so lets say master yi is jngl and builds devourer normaly he'd make some early ganks and when hes get his item he'd be gone BUT! when he comes out of his jungle HIS SHELL that he was sleeping and waiting in HE WILL be unstoppible until all 5 members of your team going to group and kill him.....But thats just...His test for you...When hes going to comback he'll be at his full potential and will kill your adc in 3 basics if its kog then even less your support lets say leona or braum won't be able to help you in that 3 sec window becouse they need to hit him in order to CC him and stop him but how wil lthey do that? when yi just Q! and out he goes onto you Sooo fast your eyes can't catch him and you think hes gone but hes tthere slicing thro you like paper and next time you'll see him in black and white. Ohhh and yes the support when even almighty leona with her CC or braum with his SHIELD won't be able to do SHIET vs HIM all they will be able to do is maybe land a stun and slo..oh wait...you can't slow him...hahahhaa!!! h becouse now he used his ult and is running on air so all your slows have no effect nomatter how fast you run he'll still going to get you becouse he now runs with houmeguards while you can't slow him. Your jngler and your midlaner comes to help you and Yis ult is over you think that you can shut him dow but!...he Q again and ysupport is dead jngler and midlaner deperetly tries to fight back but in vein...

...But if you thot that was terrifying you'll yet to hear a story about JAX The NOPE. So one game i deside to go as ALMIGHTY DARIUS and pummel some opponents in the ground harrasing them out of their lane and making them type /ff 20 or pinging his jngler for help And there i see my first victin JAX at first glance he looks like a purple ninja-turtle with a blanket over his head and tied up water bottle mask, I think "ha i'm about to make me some soup(i was soo naive back then)" first few mins i was chilling trying to spin my axe thro minions how garen does it(still i have no idea how he does that) and desided to get to this jai pull him slap his bunds with my axe and again try to do a spin(still no good) he escapes with last few blood drops "curses i'll get him next time" but then i see tp and comes out jax with a rageblade looking all coll and stuff "WoooW dude one item I'M SOOOOO SCARED! hahahaha! NOPE" and pull him back to me for easy kill with my ult up...and then when horror began when i pulled him i tried to chop him with my axe but some how i miseed "lucky guy eh - i thot" but then i tried to do it again still miss "I HAD ENOUGHT" i swung my axe around me and stopped he stunned me and then when i understood that something was wrong he like a madman started hitting me and it HURT LIKE Garens Juggment on a villan i tried to escape under tower but he jumped on me "i'm almost dead" then with last breath i leaped into the air and chopped him in half....or so i thot i did no he was still alive! and with one swift attack he took me down. Back at base i thot "well that ain't much i'll just get him next time" or so i thot for the every next battle 1v1 or 1v2 or evn 1v3 jax would win all of them nomatter our scores nomatter how hard we tried!..result of that battle was always the same JAX has "slain an ally, enemy double kill, enemy triple kill". Thats when i understood that theres no stopping him. Me and ally support thresh both tried to go as tanks and maybe souck up damage while adc, jungler or midlainer would take him down but that didn't happened he would always run away from 1v5 but if its 1v3 he'd still take us down with breeze. Never in my life i haven't felt so hopeless to feel not able to do anything against that abomination and only way to escape him was to surrender...But only until next match..he'd always come back hungrier and stronger...