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holy shit s6 jungle mains make me want to claw my fucking eyes out with a spoon

PlasmaRaven··2 votes·2,532 views

the EGO on these players. "i can do WHATEVER i want, gank WHOEVER i want, i DONT Need to help you, but when i do need help with leashes and invades, its YOUR job to help me"

fuck this goddamn role and all who think they are impervious to doing anything. every single game im watching junglers just stand afk in their jungle and expect a victory sign to pop up. i got ganked 4 TIMES in under 6 minutes under my OWN turret. my jungle was farming and farming and FARMING on a champion like fucking GRAGAS. he ended up losing drag to a ziggs ulti with 200 ap and he even had smite. he got caught multiple times and STILL had less farm than their jungler.

im tired of shit like this.

36 Comments

SirPurrr10 votes

a jungler will do what he thinks is optimal for the map and that's not always your lane

PlasmaRaven1 votes

Plays gragas jungle . Ganks once the entire game. Dies 8 times. Loses drag to ziggs ulti. Misses every ulti. Suicides in with e. Ults ammumu into adc .

Yea dude it was optimal thinking . Tough break haha !!

Saljin5 votes

that is 1 person in a whole season, and i can understand why they won't help you. u seem toxic

PlasmaRaven1 votes

I didn't say a single thing that entire game but sucks riot made it so the word toxic applies to anything morons like u just spam it everywhere . This guy just bat his eyes at u? Toxic . This girl just turn her back on u? Toxic. Stfu

Saljin2 votes

yep you are toxic.

Incognonymous3 votes

-I can do whatever I want. Who's going to make me do otherwise. You? -I can gank whoever I want. I make that decision. Not you. -I don't need to help you. It's not the jungler's job to win your lane for you. -Obviously, it makes sense that a laner would help in an invade, especially if its an enemy jungler. Early kills and assists basically decide the game in season 6. -Leashing has been the status quo for like five seasons now. There's no excuse not to leash unless your jungler has a special jungler like Shaco. Stop crying.

We should queue sometime so I can not gank you.

PlasmaRaven1 votes

Ganking has been the status quo since the jungle role came out. "Obviously it would make sense that a laner would help in invade" "What wouldn't make sense is helping u survive a 2v1 dive like lol.. That ain't my job I'm a jungler !!!"

Incognonymous2 votes

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Ganking has been the status quo since the jungle role came out. "Obviously it would make sense that a laner would help in invade" "What wouldn't make sense is helping u survive a 2v1 dive like lol.. That ain't my job I'm a jungler !!!"

Well, yes and no. The junglers job is objective control. Ganking is a means to do so, but not the only way, and sometimes not even the preferable way.

I will countergank if I think the fight will benefit our team. But if you aren't warding, are behind in CSing, have been eating enemy harass and are low, I'm going to let you die to the dive. No questions asked. Quite a bit of difference in that than you coming to help the jungler in your team's jungle.

KnKitsune3 votes

Really, as a jungler main, the last thing I need to hear is someone wanting a gank when:

A: They are literally in front of the enemy's turret and neither you or the jungler will survive.

B: Too busy farming to actually follow up.

C: Not even paying attention to the fact I am ganking your lane.

D: Already 0/5 in 8 minutes.

E: Refuse to follow up my ganks.

F: Not listening to pings that an enemy jungler is about to gank you.

G: Laner or jungler has no mana.

Jungler's job isn't to win your lane for you. Their job is to maintain map control for your team. If you can't even fend for yourself, why should others do it for you? Trying to gank a losing lane is a waste of time and also dragging down the jungler with the losing laner while that time could be better spent looking for other lanes to gank.

Smart junglers WILL ignore you if you constantly do any of the following above. You will be considered a lost cause. Play safe if the enemy jungler is camping you. Put out more wards. Go roam somewhere. That just means the other lanes can get ganks and objectives without worrying about getting ganked themselves.

PlasmaRaven1 votes

he ganked once the entire game ( for all lanes), had no pressure, had no mp control. refused to smite drag or baron correctly. i never asked u to win my lane, but when theres an enemy jungler sitting on me and ur right next to me and u dont feel like u need to help, i dont need to leash nor help u when ur getting invaded. if this is bad news for u then you're a moron who supports double standards

KnKitsune2 votes

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he ganked once the entire game ( for all lanes), had no pressure, had no mp control. refused to smite drag or baron correctly. i never asked u to win my lane, but when theres an enemy jungler sitting on me and ur right next to me and u dont feel like u need to help, i dont need to leash nor help u when ur getting invaded. if this is bad news for u then you're a moron who supports double standards

Then he wasn't a smart jungler. That is all.

GamblerOfLives2 votes

Dude, in a perfect game..a jungler should not be able to gank certain lanes:)..You know why??? bcs laners should always be aware of the potential of getting ganked..if you play like an idiot and make it possible for the enemy jungler to come and gank succesfully- it;s your own fault..It is in fact recomended to try to waste the enemy jungler time. Why? bcs you make him waste time. Simple as that.

This is how you should play the game.

Ofc, there are good junglers and bad junglers. But, that's not an excuse to start blaming them for your mistakes;)

PlasmaRaven1 votes

i got dived 6 times by an ammumu riven. fucking hell MY B TEAM i should have warded turret. i got u man i understand now.

Dryditch1 votes

So you couldn't dodge an Amumu skillshot or kite him around/survive long enough for the turret to get the kill for you? Riven complicates things, but you should be capable of using a turret to your advantage. If Amumu was diving from tribush (on the riverbrush side), start warding there. If he was coming in from river, you needed to play way safer.

GamblerOfLives2 votes

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i got dived 6 times by an ammumu riven. fucking hell MY B TEAM i should have warded turret. i got u man i understand now.

I thought u said 4 times:)

FiddlesOnTheRoof2 votes

You're either exaggerating by A LOT, or you played with an absolute idiot. I've been a jungle main for more thethan three sessions. In my experience, laners are NEVER at fault for poor vision...everything is either the jungle or supports fault...it's just the way it is.

Slythion1 votes

I'm a jungle main though ;n;

PlasmaRaven1 votes

if u actually help your team when needed then im proud of u. if u play farm champs and still dont help ur team even after farming for years , im disgusted in you.

Senna Mist1 votes

I'm not gonna lie. Before they replace sated devourer, almost literally everyone of my junglers would afk farm in jungle and not gank enough. Then, they'd come out of jungle 40 minutes if we lasted that long and wonder why things didn't work out.

Mistress Shyvana1 votes

And me :c

JustMonika131 votes

I mean, there are certain champions that can gank extremely early on (Kin, Jax, Lee Sin, Eve) and there are certain champions whose ganks are nigh useless without their ults (Diana, Rengar (if enemy laner is smart enough to keep away from bushes if they suspect something), Warwick (thank god he's getting reworked)). It all depends on the champion being played and what the Junglers sees necessary, which may or may not include your lane.

Bears Dont Care1 votes

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Warwick (thank god he's getting reworked)).

Is he? It's been voer 2 years since their proposed rework.

CerealBoxOfDoom1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Bears Dont Care,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=frWbuvFF,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2016-06-04T20:41:52.353+0000)

Warwick (thank god he's getting reworked)).

Is he? It's been voer 2 years since their proposed rework.

he probably is, I believe he's next in line after shaco though. But I think shaco's was just a few small changes that already happened.

JustMonika131 votes

[{quoted}](name=Bears Dont Care,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=frWbuvFF,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2016-06-04T20:41:52.353+0000)

Warwick (thank god he's getting reworked)).

Is he? It's been voer 2 years since their proposed rework.

He's third in line, it's on the rework page. Ryze then Yorick then Warwick probably early next year or late this year.

Nyanza1 votes

The solution to your problem is easy. Play jungle.

Leopards Ghost1 votes

but roles are so important we have dynamic queue now. isn't this what you wanted?

Oleandervine1 votes

Spoons don't have claws, so that will be a difficult task.

CerealBoxOfDoom1 votes

{quoted}

the EGO on these players. "i can do WHATEVER i want, gank WHOEVER i want, i DONT Need to help you, but when i do need help with leashes and invades, its YOUR job to help me"

fuck this goddamn role and all who think they are impervious to doing anything. every single game im watching junglers just stand afk in their jungle and expect a victory sign to pop up. i got ganked 4 TIMES in under 6 minutes under my OWN turret. my jungle was farming and farming and FARMING on a champion like fucking GRAGAS. he ended up losing drag to a ziggs ulti with 200 ap and he even had smite. he got caught multiple times and STILL had less farm than their jungler.

im tired of shit like this.

You do need to help your jungler and your jungler does not owe you a fucking thing except updates on what the fuck theyre doing.

Id doesnt sound like an update was what you were asking for, what did you ask for?

AlwaysByMySide1 votes

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You do need to help your jungler and your jungler does not owe you a fucking thing except updates on what the fuck theyre doing.

Id doesnt sound like an update was what you were asking for, what did you ask for?

"You have to listen to what the jungler wants and do what they say, but the jungler doesn't have to do shit for you."

What a ridiculous, hypocritical sentiment.

Junglers are players too, and many of them happen to be stupid idiots who have no idea what they are doing. Much like laners. They're not special.

CerealBoxOfDoom2 votes

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"You have to listen to what the jungler wants and do what they say, but the jungler doesn't have to do shit for you."

What a ridiculous, hypocritical sentiment.

Junglers are players too, and many of them happen to be stupid idiots who have no idea what they are doing. Much like laners. They're not special.

You don't HAVE to do shit You don't HAVE to get your ass to work and do what you've gotta do to win You don't HAVE to grow the fuck up and realize that you may sometimes need to give something to somebody and they won't be obligated to give you much if anything in return

Games aren't won because the jungler was playing grabass with every whiny child that helped push their team off to a good start. The jungler goes where the advantage needs to be, end of story.

If you are in bot lane getting shat on and top lane is a better investment then the jungler should go top. If you are in bot lane getting shat on and the enemy jungle can't be allowed to know where he is right now to keep things at a stalemate between them, he should just keep jungling and ignore your useless cries for help except to try and shut you up. If you are in bot lane and there is no reason to ignore you then the jungler should consider ganking.. maybe. But if you are getting shat on a gank might not be enough and would thus be a waste of time.

AlwaysByMySide1 votes

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The jungler goes where the advantage needs to be, end of story.

And sometimes the advantage needs to be my lane, but the jungler is too much of a stupid idiot to realize that.

The jungler role doesn't attract the best and brightest of League. It's filled with stupid people, just like every other role.

And my secondary is jungler. I'm just not one of the deluded apologists on this board who thinks that the jungler is never the one at fault.

CerealBoxOfDoom1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Memeglaive Garen,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=frWbuvFF,comment-id=000a000000000000,timestamp=2016-06-04T18:31:05.781+0000)

And sometimes the advantage needs to be my lane, but the jungler is too much of a stupid idiot to realize that.

The jungler role doesn't attract the best and brightest of League. It's filled with stupid people, just like every other role.

And my secondary is jungler. I'm just not one of the deluded apologists on this board who thinks that the jungler is never the one at fault.

"The jungler role doesn't attract the best and brightest of League."

"my secondary is jungler"

I get the feeling that you may be a bit biased towards your own lane and performance, just saying

AlwaysByMySide1 votes

{quoted}

"The jungler role doesn't attract the best and brightest of League."

"my secondary is jungler"

I get the feeling that you may be a bit biased towards your own lane and performance, just saying

Why? Because I acknowledge jungler has just as many shitters as other roles?

CerealBoxOfDoom1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Memeglaive Garen,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=frWbuvFF,comment-id=000a00000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-06-04T19:10:12.987+0000)

Why? Because I acknowledge jungler has just as many shitters as other roles?

no, because you show bias towards yourself which is actually considered to be something you should assume people have.

ReZisT Lust1 votes

Spoon or gouge your fucking eyes out you mean, a fork would be used for clawing or spork if you wanna go crazy [slayer-jinx-wink]

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