Notice how top lane has been in the worst spot for the entire season now and no one bats an eye

PlasmaRaven··51 votes·5,493 views

tankFizz , tank Ekko , pre releaseDarius .. now Irelia is super strong and cant be dueled or handled. Swain top is a problem becasue u either take tp or bot loses if the other laner tps. so now you cant 1v1 Swain or kill him without ignite early. Graves top is beyond disgusting and you cant 1v1 this champ. Malphite top is basically watching someone with 0 mechanics and full armor outduel and outdamage you with a point and click. Trundle top is unwinnable vs because hes the god of dueling and ganking and damaging and tanking and slowing and stealing stats...

when will we get some love?

check my match history and tell me top lane is fun whatsoever finished playing vs tank fizz who was 3 levels lower and was still close to killing me EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

edit: didnt think too many people would actually care about this. got a lot of comments from 1 trick voli mains to tell me riven/yasuo players are aids and that im bad when i actually have a 75 percent win ratio with both. but jealousy that someone has more mechanics on champions can take people a long way.

183 Comments

1000angrybees23 votes

I swear, Top lane is where Riot and the Community put the shit no one wants to deal with at the top, whether its consciously decided or otherwise. I mean, really:

Abusing tank items? top lane Hard to balance between jungle and another role/lane? top lane literally broken? top lane frustrating and anti-fun champs? top lane champs no one gives a shit about? top lane

no wonder its such a shit show up there

PlasmaRaven2 votes

Sucks that I've picked this lane to main for five years now. Still have no idea why I put myself through this cancer when I can main support and go to sleep

Darfaller5 votes

I am a top lane main my self and i main nasus, he's so fun to play if your any good, and I started to play a lot more jg and mid this season, although i have reverted back to top every now and then. Try picking strong picks in the top lane. Also, fyi, the most fucking bs champ that I have ever seen in top lane this season was fiora. Fuck that piece of shit, good thing she got nerfed into the ground.

Dedrius2 votes

i still play fiora and shes still fine

Galío2 votes

Ayyyy Doggo mains unite!

Arakadia2 votes

I love nasus too, and he'd be so much more fun if he wasn't so prone to kiting. But if he had mobility or was less prone to kiting, he'd be the most broken thing ever without nerfs.

LICENSED HOOKER7 votes

Tbh, if you just want to sum top lane its either

Brute force - Darius Tryndamere Riven Actual skill.. - Fiora (ish)Kennen Yasuo "mia, i didnt know we had a x"-Heimerdinger Gnar Nasus zzzzz-Shen Maokai Wheres my hp? - Fizz Ekko Lucian (yes ive seen this bull shit top... so gay..)

The Deckowner16 votes

Top lane is dominated by "ball of stats" and "1 dmg item then full tank assassins".

there is no balance found here.

Weathered10 votes

Top has always been the filler role for powerful solo picks. It's both the embodiment of Solo and Team play, because it has such a wide variety of champions that can be played in the lane.

Shonjl8 votes

Only one I never fought top so far is Swain, so can't say much on him. But I beat Tank Ekko with Mundo fairly consistantly. Ekko can't slowly whittle him down and him building tanky doesn't mean much to Mundo when his Q and E do %damage. I actually made a few Tank Ekkos ragequit since their OP crap failed to even bother Mundo.

Trundle you just have to accept he is a better duelist and don't fight him, suck it up and just farm and be useful later, if you must fight him, make him waste his ult before actually trying to fight him. If he goes all in on you and uses his ult and you escape, he lost a large amount of his power and if you kept your own ult and such, can actually beat him.

Rest can be beaten if you know what you are doing. But different opinions is all.

PlasmaRaven3 votes

you cant just "waste trundles ulti" . he has so many gapclosers and so much cc that its almost impossible to start a fight and get out without wasting flash.

Voluug1310 votes

He has 2 slow and a minor knock up. And 0 mobility aside his haste that doesnt even levels up first.

Unless you are playing a squishy CC-less inmobile anything, you can easily run away if Trundle engages on you.

Shadowatom6 votes

Off topic, but was I the only one expecting a Joker meme when reading the title?

nice table6 votes

oh a yasuo and riven main, well you are aids

KETSU03 votes

That doesn't make the aforementioned champs any better.

Only Play Darius5 votes

Don't forget Cass is now #1 winrate top despite being supposedly designed as an extremely vulnerable midlane mage.

Dengeden5 votes

She was never vulnerable with all that sustain, that zoning slow and her MS boost. Her only point of weakness was building Tear. After, she can get RoA, Abyssal, Rylai's, whichever, especially as a top laner.

Ranged top laners have always resulted in stupidly lopsided matchups. Either engage on them and crush them completely or get poked for 15 minutes with no chance of retaliation.

So annoying that Riot had to show favoritism to any and all mages because of this stubborn community. Anyone can see that balanced midrange mages should have low winrates. They should need to choose their windows of poke&engage perfectly and that will only come with a lot of experience.

Only Play Darius3 votes

Hope they kick out ranged champs from top lane. At least Karthus disappeared

Dengeden3 votes

I have half a mind to suggest buffing Doran's Shield vs ranged characters, even if that would buff melee mid lane assassins (and fighters) and possibly tank supports.

Over Innsmouth5 votes

I'm kinda with you. I have a friend trying to learn top after ages of living in the jungle and when he asks me "what match up isnt super obnoxious to deal with?" I have no answer for him.

I mean, I play Vlad so I personally have no trouble with anything that isnt a decent Riven, but I agree with you in that overall top lane is in a shitty spot.

If it means anything, of the champs you listed; two of them are Assassins abusing tank items and innate poor design, two of them are slated for reworks in the near-ish future, and Malphite really needs gameplay updates. That leaves Darius (who imo is the least cancerous to deal with that you mentioned - which really says something) and Trundle, who is designed to be a god in duels and a royal shit in teamfights unless fed.

TheOvermind5 votes

You are forgetting the beginning of the season with the fiora fest where she would go full tank and outduel and outdamage anyone. And of course the Quinn spam where u just wanted to tab out than lane vs her. I also remember the Mundo spam where he was there to farm with cleavers no matter what if lost lane or chase u down with cleavers and tower dive u at lv 6 with ult. Or did u also forget the rageblade Rush 0/3 jax that comes back to kill you because he completed his 2500g item.

Irelia Bot4 votes

so basically... They are making Top finally more diverse in making champs play different enough that you don't jsut pick what is strong for that moment?

Also for Malphite try building Wit's end on attack speed champs. He can't fully reduce that with just armor.

PlasmaRaven7 votes

more diverse? who knew buffing a decently balanced champ like irelia by a HUGE amount is considered making it more diverse. glad to know irelia mains are actually this ignorant that they wont admit their champ just became disgusting.

top lane has always been where all the broken champs go to play. it takes months for them to get nerfed while the new lucian build took 2 weeks and some change for the entire NA fucking server to know and cry about it.

Irelia Bot7 votes

I am talking about Graves and Swain in some aspects.

IRelia got a buff in 6.7 that I would not care about getting reverted in the slightest.

BUt for some reason most people are really bias in protecting their mains. Especially Yasuo and Riven mains.

Apocalypsic2 votes

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I am talking about Graves and Swain in some aspects.

IRelia got a buff in 6.7 that I would not care about getting reverted in the slightest.

BUt for some reason most people are really bias in protecting their mains. Especially Yasuo and Riven mains.

Hey, I wouldn't call Riven OP ;-;

That time faded with the removal of the good last whisper and bruitalizer

Irelia Bot2 votes

I did not say Riven is OP.

You can take my comment however you want and I can not stop you.

Arsenic Sulfur4 votes

Not as bad as S3's Ryze meta.

PlasmaRaven6 votes

ryze is still disgusting if not even worse right now.

Mig893 votes

Seeing a ryze picked almost makes me dodge. He is disgusting. "oh hey, Let me just spam spells until you run or die."

FortisDominus2 votes

not really, ryze is actually not in a very great spot right now

http://champion.gg/champion/Ryze/Top

Damage down and his ult got nerfed significantly

Dengeden3 votes

Even in soloQ, top lane is comprised of champions who: Can fall behind without being useless|Can snowball their lead somehow|Have good TP pressure|Can (counter)splitpush|Can (potentially) survive ganks/dives by themselves in a long lane Any champion with such characteristics will be toxic (to play against). They're almost unbeatable based on what I just described.

That being said... firstly, you seem to be handling yourself pretty well. Secondly, if you're gonna call Irelia unbeatable because of stats, there's no reason not to hate on Jax, Riven, Yasuo or any other duelist as well. Thirdly, come on! Graves is a permapush bot but he doesn't outtrade/range you by virtue of existing as he used to. Not since he needed early crit for his passive AAs. Fourthly, tank Fizz sucks, shut up. Run away when his shark hits you (or don't get hit, works too) and poke/push him in after.

EDIT: WHO THE FRICK BUYS A MANA CRYSTAL ON YASUO? WHAT THE HECK?!

Vekkna1 votes

A yasuo building a sheen item?

Dengeden2 votes

Gosh, now anybody who might read my post will ignore the rest of what I said

You have 0 reason to buy a mana crystal on Yasuo, it literally does nothing for you. It's even detrimental since your opponents will know that you intend to go for sheen.

BlackOnyxAltear3 votes

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tankFizz , tank Ekko , pre releaseDarius .. now Irelia is super strong and cant be dueled or handled. Swain top is a problem becasue u either take tp or bot loses if the other laner tps. so now you cant 1v1 Swain or kill him without ignite early. Graves top is beyond disgusting and you cant 1v1 this champ. Malphite top is basically watching someone with 0 mechanics and full armor outduel and outdamage you with a point and click. Trundle top is unwinnable vs because hes the god of dueling and ganking and damaging and tanking and slowing and stealing stats...

when will we get some love?

check my match history and tell me top lane is fun whatsoever finished playing vs tank fizz who was 3 levels lower and was still close to killing me EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

edit: didnt think too many people would actually care about this. got a lot of comments from 1 trick voli mains to tell me riven/yasuo players are aids and that im bad when i actually have a 75 percent win ratio with both. but jealousy that someone has more mechanics on champions can take people a long way.

To be honest i prefer there being that one lane where you can take the stupidest off meta shit and have at least some chance of succes. I enjoy playing top much more than i do other lanes simply becous of that. Thou most will disagree with me and i cant blame them, when it sucks it sucks but when its fun it sure is hillarious.

PlasmaRaven2 votes

its rarely fun.

BlackOnyxAltear3 votes

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its rarely fun.

I play things like teemo and cho with zzrot/banner of command. I take it my definition of fun is different from yours?

PlasmaRaven2 votes

i play to win. cho with zzrot banner isnt going to win me the game as hard as an actual build cho

BlackOnyxAltear2 votes

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i play to win. cho with zzrot banner isnt going to win me the game as hard as an actual build cho

Everyone has theyr thing i quess. I dont play much lately so you shouldnt have to worry about seeing me in your games.

Milodic Mellodi2 votes

That's awesome behavoir for Ranked, but please don't be that serious in Normals. Non-Ranked is supposed to be fun.

PlasmaRaven2 votes

ye ik

CasterGilgamesh2 votes

top lane has always been cancerous its nothing new i highly doubt any of these picks are just insta win though i mean everyone is just strong people are just meta sheep as long as you are good the champions should have tools to beat them.Also if junglers helped more maybe it would be more diverse since not every champion Can One V one a champion. Also BTW i saw the whole argument on buying item 3123 spending 800 gold to shut down a champion is a good cheap price to pay.

Stephenizgod2 votes

What annoys me is when champions like Ekko and Fizz can build tank and come Top, out-tank and out-damage you, but nothing is ever done balance-wise. Plain and simple, Tank Ekko and Tank Fizz SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED! It is beyond an alternate build path, its broken, literally not working as intended, gives them an unfair advantage, etc... Akali, Fizz, Ekko, and any other assassin building full tank should not be allowed to deal the most damage while being tankier than the enemy tank.

Certain champions are also just way too strong, Darius Irelia Trundle mainly. They are better than other Top laners in almost all aspects and never really fall off. Also don't tell me "oh just pick Ranged top you idiot" because Ranged champions in top lane are just as cancer as Tank Ekko/Fizz... They are not balanced around being top lane and this unfortunately makes them incredibly oppressive and far too strong early game. They also abuse the Top lane items better than their intended buyers... Also Irelia and Trundle don't struggle all that much against most Ranged champions.

It Hertz When IP2 votes

I've seen Tank Akali, it never seems to work. Like, at all.

Schàdenfreude2 votes

ur just bad

PlasmaRaven1 votes

silver 1 telling me IM bad

Schàdenfreude2 votes

:)))))))

japan hate acc1 votes

Fiora just shits on Trundle, Graves especially, and even Swain (you just need to buy item 3123).

EcchiOtakuTM1 votes

If fiora is shxtting on trundle that trundle doesn't know what he's doing.

CasterGilgamesh1 votes

fiora literally was made to shit on anyone...so basically it might just be fiora knew what she was doing she is duelist who can beat anyone

EcchiOtakuTM2 votes

Meh I guess if fiora were to pressure trundle before level 3/4 she could but trundle's kit can deal with her.

However I can see the fight going heavily in trundles favor if fiora is able to hold onto her counter she could somewhat outtrade trundle in a hit and run but trundle will simply outsustain and he can outdamage her trades if he so much gets a bite off or if she's forced to counter/gets baited out of counter.

While fiora COULD win vs trundle like most melee champs I don't see her winning most often vs trundle unless she really plays right and pushing the level 1-4 advantage.

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