GJ Riot

Dear Riot,

I just love your champs like: Nasus, Veigar, Rengar, Fizz, Teemo, etc. They make the game so enjoyable. I also love how good your team is at balancing and making the game enjoyable instead of trying to take everyone's money. I love your support too, they're so helpful unlike other games that use automated replies. Your ranking system and elos are to die for, the fact that every single player has to not feed to win and your rank is dependent on how others do instead of how you do is the best idea ever! The fact that you pump out new champs every 2nd week instead of making previous installments better is great too. The tribunal is so great, I can be an insecure child and cry to them when someone is mean to me in this online game. Because, everyone knows that all online games are meant to be played by all ages, and the younger the better! Of course adults don't belong in games. Games are made for kids amirite?

Sinecerely, Every 12 year old/adult that acts like a 12 year old in the game (90% of the population)

Now pat yourself on the back for being a mentally deprived child if you agreed to anything I wrote here. This was satire and if you just read this like I was being serious you only prove my point ever more ;). If you understood that this was satire, take my praise in the fact that you're a half decent human being :).