Smurfs hate and find them horrible

Vigilwake··16 votes·2,226 views

Why do people have smurfs should and use them to **** on lower elo players

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Leti the Yeti10 votes

We arent trying to fk with ya we're just trying to get our smurfs to lvl30 it so happens that alot of noobs get stomped along the way

Or we're streaming bronze to challener on twitch for money it so happens that alot of noobs get stomped along the way

maybe we wanna play some ranked with friends and we need a fresh account at their rank it so happens that alot of noobs get stomped along the way

like how low does your self esteem have to be for your true intentions be stomping on noobs

HalloweenDeath3 votes

I Garentee you that most smurfs are just doing it to shit on low elo's because first of all when you make the account the game gives you a question on how familiar you are with LoL or other mobas every fucking smurf picks the first option so they can sit there and shit on newbies and ruin there first impression of the game.

Also, why are you saying "We" You're account is silver and any one even in gold-challenger can easily get out of silver with the 50+ games you have this is account of yours. You're match history shows you're going even most games as well which is not a bad thing I'm a shitty player so I'm not blaming you for being in silver or anything i'm just a bronze player but honestly I would call anyone in low gold and below sorta a noob that includes my self of course this is not a smurf account it's my main.

Smurfs do affect ranked as well and it's bad when there on the enemy team but every smurf I've found in my games is 90% of the time toxic as hell so them being on any side destroys the fun of 9 other people

Poptart Evelynn2 votes

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Smurfs do affect ranked as well and it's bad when there on the enemy team but every smurf I've found in my games is 90% of the time toxic as hell so them being on any side destroys the fun of 9 other people

I disagree. I find that when I smurf people go out of their way to enter a whole new level of dick mode. "Just because your a smurf doesn't mean I'm going to listen to you!" Splits whole game. "Teemo adc, lets test how much you can carry me!" 0-10 5 mins in.

Mhm...

HalloweenDeath4 votes

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I disagree. I find that when I smurf people go out of their way to enter a whole new level of dick mode. "Just because your a smurf doesn't mean I'm going to listen to you!" Splits whole game. "Teemo adc, lets test how much you can carry me!" 0-10 5 mins in.

Mhm...

Don't say your a smurf then... Very easy. Also, If you tell people your a smurf, people should be a dick to you because you are an a-hole if you say your a smurf in ranked because the only 2 ways you would say your a smurf is because 1 you want a certain role you main and 2: You're doing it to brag.
Also, if you want someone to listen to you show don't tell. Everyone says there a fucking smurf, no one believes that anymore show that your a good player without mentioning a word about your high elo and ask nicely for them to follow you.

The second I hear someone say their a smurf I think of some guy who has 500 games in bronze 5 and every game he blamed his team and is the complete definition of what high elo thinks of bronze. Just because you are smurf doesn't mean you sound any different from the people saying "Mid please I'm diamond 1 mid main smurf, Let me mid." and thats basically "Mid or Feed" in disguise.

Dedrius1 votes

If someone is a high elo player who wants to get their smurf to a high elo as well, they obviously have to play through some lower elo games to get there. I have been on teams with challenger smurfs and been against them and I think its good to learn from those games.

If someone says "please mid I'm D1 mid main smurf" you don't have to let them mid, that is your choice because they want to be out of your elo as much as you want them out of it.

Aweshocked1 votes

I have a smurf in Silver. I really don't give a shit whether or not they believe I'm a smurf. I'll tell them, get any role other than top. Have them call bs on me and then carry the game anyways. I'm going to carry whether or not they think I'm an asshole. I can give two shits what they think. Teamates in plat are untrustworthy let alone silver

Poptart Evelynn2 votes

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Don't say your a smurf then... Very easy. Also, If you tell people your a smurf, people should be a dick to you because you are an a-hole if you say your a smurf in ranked because the only 2 ways you would say your a smurf is because 1 you want a certain role you main and 2: You're doing it to brag.
Also, if you want someone to listen to you show don't tell. Everyone says there a fucking smurf, no one believes that anymore show that your a good player without mentioning a word about your high elo and ask nicely for them to follow you.

The second I hear someone say their a smurf I think of some guy who has 500 games in bronze 5 and every game he blamed his team and is the complete definition of what high elo thinks of bronze. Just because you are smurf doesn't mean you sound any different from the people saying "Mid please I'm diamond 1 mid main smurf, Let me mid." and thats basically "Mid or Feed" in disguise.

I don't tell them a smurf, I just ask for mid and they see that I'm 11-1 with a 15-2-9 kda on Kat

PoisonedPeace1 votes

People do this, because at least 75% of the time the person is lying or their other account is at the same level.

So many times I have seen someone in champ select with last pick say "I'm a smurf, going mid no matter what"

So everyone reluctantly adheres and picks roles not mid, and then the Zed "smurf" begins his feeding festival against enemy Karthus. Subsequently he blames the rest of his team for sucking, reports + mutes everyone.

I'm pretty generous with the ol' mute button so I don't really have this problem anymore, but I pretty much ignore anyone that claims to be a smurf. I always pick my best role that is available unless someone cries about only being able to play one role.

Sáx Man1 votes

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People do this, because at least 75% of the time the person is lying or their other account is at the same level.

So many times I have seen someone in champ select with last pick say "I'm a smurf, going mid no matter what"

So everyone reluctantly adheres and picks roles not mid, and then the Zed "smurf" begins his feeding festival against enemy Karthus. Subsequently he blames the rest of his team for sucking, reports + mutes everyone.

I'm pretty generous with the ol' mute button so I don't really have this problem anymore, but I pretty much ignore anyone that claims to be a smurf. I always pick my best role that is available unless someone cries about only being able to play one role.

If a person says they're a smurf in champ select, it's most likely that they're not. If someone does say it, just look up their lolking or op.gg profile and it will be obvious as soon as it comes up.

When I first started smurfing, it was to help teach my brother and help him out of bronze. I filled the roll that was needed, but called "pref ____." I stopped playing with him once he was mid silver because he wanted to do the rest on his own, so I started playing solo ranked. However, I was never disrespectful and didn't rage because I knew I would be able to go on and win more after that game. Of course not everyone treats it the same though.

Just for clarity: This account is Plat 5. My brother was bronze 2 when I started duoing with him on my unranked smurf, which was placed in silver 2 and is now gold 3.

Trust me, on both accounts I've had people claim to be "diamond smurfs," and on none of those occasions was it ever true. Don't believe it when they say it.

Aweshocked1 votes

Lolking doesn't work out if it wasnt originally your account. My smurf wasn't but I was smurfing in Silver

Pæan1 votes

Pssshh I'm korean challenger smurf, can carry easy............. *proceeds to insta-lock Urgot * and feed the first 27 kills

junglerboy162 votes

I love playing against Smurfs, they are hard to beat, but it is the best practice you get out there. Smurfs showed me how to jungle, Smurfs showed me Poppy isn't a troll pick, but most importantly, smurfs taught me how to beat them (so now everyone all thinks I'm a smurf).

PoisonedPeace1 votes

I'm thinking that no one confuses this with a smurf

junglerboy161 votes

Yeah, I had a few bad games, what's your point?

St0rmln1 votes

Completely agree. There is no benefit to allowing surf accounts.

Dedrius1 votes

If someone is actually a smurf then they will be playing with basically only smurfs till level 30. On my other account I usually get about 8 smurfs and 2 random people that are duo'd with one of the smurfs.

Mecha MaIphite1 votes

I play bots to 30 on all of my smurfs, because there's no difference between that and PvP against noobs. And people are actually nice in bots.

PrinceOfStorms1 votes

I can see why some people do it (people who are at high challenger/master MMR and queue times get really long) in order to get faster games at a lower MMR, but most of the people who smurf these days do it to stomp noobs.

Meanie401 votes

Because Riot won't let you buy a level 30 account.

98% of smurfs would buy a level 30 account if it was offered.

Migrañaboy1 votes

OP ignores that smurfs get matched with smurfs.

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