Dear LoL players, join us in the amazing world of ARAM and the bliss of not caring anymore.

Give up on trying to get Riot to fix the game, forget Summoner's Rift and join us in the wonderful snowy (sometimes bilgewatery) world of ARAM which is, by nature, unbalanced since the beginning. This way you can enjoy a game that is immune from the problems of Summoner's Rift, and you don't need to get frustrated when Riot makes a bad change because in our ARAM we are already embracing the unbalanceable. We thrive in it.