The offical Teemo needs work thread (thoughfully mastered)

Lets be serious for a few mins, its obvious there has been some neglect for this champ. I politely propose the following required changes:

Skin: Satan Teemo - Red suit and spade tail, pitchfork in hand, shoots mini pitchforks. When he kills you, everyone hears a loud MHUAHAHA. Mushrooms are little souls that explode

Real changes that are needed : OLD W - pressing w gives you a boost of about 1-3 inches of real speed over the whole duration, and the passive is only active when you don't need it (out of combat). NEW W - Passive is permanent speed boost (even in combat). For the active, and the love of god, add a tumble (like vayne), extend the duration, increase the bonus.

OLD R - Mushrooms which can be avoided with a simple ward. NEW R - Add 15 Magic Penetration, keep the 3rd tier range for all levels, increase the explosion radius. Vision of the shroom thru the use of ward can still cause it to activate (explode). This vision part is only necessary because of the duration being so small, if we could get it back to 10 mins, then the vision/activate is fine.

Q Change: increase range by 100, and black out the screen like quinn blind.

Teemo has some of the weakest base stats in the game, and scales the worst. BASE SPEED: Increase BASE speed by 10 (reasonable request) BASE MAGIC RESIST: Increase MR by 10 (put in line with most champs) HEALTH per level: Increase by 150 by level 18

PASSIVE CHANGE: Almost every champ uses their passive throughout the game, constantly reaping benefits from it. Teemo can only use it when hiding. I propose to increase the duration of the attack speed bonus by 3 seconds, and add a 15 movement speed boost for the whole duration. This reasonable, and not adding insane balance issues.

Thanks and have a nice day.