X champ in my team and in enemy team

Bard in my team: ults enemy when zed in my team ulted him in enemy team: saves teammates with tunnels, ults a person in his team that is about to die and makes epic plays

Nasus in my team: feeding kills, tps bot lane with 50 stacks and dies for enemy jinx triple kill in enemy team: destroying our whole base while our top laner is farming jungle

Fizz in my team: he does 50 cs in 25 minutes, blames teammates, feeding kills, missing every single ult, dies to adc in 1v1 in enemy team: wining his lane, roaming around the map and wining other lanes + hes farming better than our mid with all that roam

Katarina in my team: ends up 0-9 while enemy diana is farming champions on other lanes in enemy team: ends up 65-0 with 7 pentakills

Shaco in my team: ends up 0-8, basically 1 big minion in enemy team: ends up 20-0 while doing shaco dance in our base, killing our jungler over and over... and over