State of the Game

There is too much fking damage across the board. I can't stress this one enough. I remember when team fights could last from 30 seconds to a whole minute. Positioning mattered, how and when you used your abilities mattered, etc. Now everyone just hopes they can dish out all their abilities before they get bursted and die.

Junglers are still fighting over rift %%%%ing scuttlers. This is seriously the most %%%%%%ed change that has been implemented into this game and that is seriously saying a mouthful. Whoever came up with this stupid idea should be fired. They take simple problems like junglers having too much imapct on the early game, and instead of, oh, i dont know, lowering camp EXP maybe or making them deal more damage, they decide, no, junglers should fight over rift scuttlers, that's what the community wants. If you told me a season ago that junglers would ever be fighting over rift scuttlers I would have told you to put down the crack pipe.

RIOT defines balance as "making sure no one champion has a complete advantage over others" (not a direct translation), yet some champions don't have weaknesses at all. Vladimir is meant to be weak early game? He's my most played champion in season 8, and anyone with a brain can tell that his early game is not that bad, certainly not bad enough to be heavily exploited as any good Vlad will play a passive when he has cooldowns. Then if I survive to lvl 6 I can just flash and one shot my opponent.

It is 100% impossible to solo carry now. One idiot on your team will lose you the game. I guess we should just all go and play clash. Oh wait.... LOL

There is still no effective system for catching inters trolls and griefers. Sure, it's hard to find out who is trolling and if you asked me how to do it I would say I don't have a clue. But I don't get paid a full time wage to figure it out and I also don't work for a billion dollar company! Insult these people and you better hope you haven't been 14-day banned already or it's asta la vista buddy!

BUT ITS ALL GOOD BECAUSE WE HAVE COOL EMOTES! :D