Balance ARAM
This will get downvoted straight to hell like I told riot in a ticket but they brushed me off and told me to post a thread on the forums where no one from riot will see it and where hardcore ranked lifers will flame me to death. This is what I sent them, verbatim.
"I'm sending this via ticket because posting anything on the forums is like throwing your suggestion right into the void where people unnecessarily downvote it and it gets ignored. I realize all the big money is on rift but how about some TLC for ARAM? I don't like rift, ARAM has a much faster start to the match in terms of gear and actually playing and people complain less. Every single update I see mentions tons of stuff about how we're changing this about rift or that about rift, let's talk about Howling Abyss. I'm sick of losing good champs because people dodge the starting queue. Champs NEED tuning for a one-lane game mode. Fiddlesticks, Ashe, Ezreal, Vel Koz, Xerath, Teemo, Varus, Lux, all need abilities tuned for one-lane play, I don't think I need to tell you which ones.
Hardcore rift players seem to regard ARAM as a dumping ground where matches are worthless and fast. I think it's much more fun and I don't like the fact that it seems to be completely ignored by developers. The last major change was that damnable snowball which ruined gameplay for a lot of matches where comp would have otherwise been fairly balanced because champs could shoot right into the middle of your team. Yeah, it sped things up but it also made matches into steamrollers where you run over the other team or get run over. I've had a match end in just over 12 minutes, 12! I have a screenshot to prove it. I switched to ARAM to escape the ragers and lifers on rift and I enjoy it. Please don't leave people like me out of the equation."