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Stop trying to jungle Teemo.

Vaelentino·8/20/2016, 4:07:02 PM·3 votes·1,354 views

It does nothing for your team.

I was Nasus laned against a Cho'gath... We would trade, I'd dodge his popup nearly every time, I'm having a nice quiet lane while keeping my stacks where they are supposed to be. Then I get a ping from the moron who decided to play Teemo jungle in a ranked match. I even ping danger to keep him out of my lane... He doesn't listen and gives Cho a kill.

It all rolls downhill from here. The moment he ganked, top lane was a shit show. I had their jung and mid camping me once he tried. He got deleted with Teemo and insisted he was awesome as Teemo jungle. Cho proceeds to back then return Mid and eats my Xerath and we end up losing the game because Bronze morons refuse to do anything normal and if you make any sort of comment about it they act facetiously to distract from the fact that they are complete idiots.

Yes I'm mad. I wish I could have dodged but it was the last game in my series. The hate I feel for that kind of stupidity is absolutely unhealthy.

31 Comments

CaptnJakSparrow8/20/2016, 4:14:52 PM4 votes

http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=hikashikun

JayHog19928/20/2016, 4:30:36 PM2 votes

As a guy who got a couple of S ranks and even a pentakill as jungle AP Teemo, I'd say no. Trust the Teemo players in jungle and quit whining. Not all Teemo players are bad.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo8/20/2016, 4:31:26 PM1 votes

I HAVE JUNGLE TEEMO , ADC TEEMO, SUPPORT TEEMO AND TOP LANE TEEMO AND I HAVE WON GAMES IN ALL ROLES AND I HATE THAT FUKIN RAT BASTARD

Vaelentino8/20/2016, 5:04:14 PM1 votes

I just cannot stand people who break meta when solo queuing with a random party. Why join a ranked que just to be contradictory to the meta? It's absolutely useless. Even if you have a good game, what kind of synergy do you have with your team?

None. Whytf can't people just do normal shit in ranked and stop acting like they're headed straight to the top of LCS with some meta break. This wastes almost as much of my time while playing ranked as leavers and trolls do.

Itankyou8/20/2016, 5:07:55 PM1 votes

I was Nasus

I burst out in laughter at that part, you are the hindrance to your team.

Vaelentino8/20/2016, 5:12:01 PM1 votes

I'm really starting to hate this community and it's a shame too because I've loved mobas since tides of blood and dota were a downloadable map on Warcraft 3.

Vaelentino8/20/2016, 5:15:42 PM1 votes

Oh and I also do well when the jungler isn't trash and knows that should he/she decide to gank my lane to not push my minions. There's nothing worse than backing when tele isn't up and the jungler takes it upon himself to push the minions into the enemy tower.

Vaelentino8/20/2016, 5:23:51 PM1 votes

Stop citing this caliber of player in reference to any of this. I honestly don't think it would matter what champion that guy jungled. Every time I see someone breaking the meta in my elo, they are horrible and borderline trolls that are far from clever.

Heres a thought. You wanna break meta, form your own ranked team of low elo rejects trying to invent something or play normals. I'm tired of always being on the team with this fucking guy who thinks he's about to break the game and all they end up doing is lose games.

Another thing that I absolutely hate about this all is that no one understands how to play from behind.

I can't tell you how many games... One inhib goes down and theres 4 yes ff votes to my 1 no and I'm just disgusted as how easily people just throw in the towel. The people in this community are so fucking soft and prone to just being weak in every aspect of their lives, quitting is just a normal thing for them.

Vaelentino8/20/2016, 5:51:54 PM1 votes

For the people down voting this... What exactly have I said that is untrue? Bronze meta breakers are trashy scrubs? This is what make me hate the community sometimes. I have a valid point, and the best you tryhards come up with is, well, there's this one guy who is master level who jungs teemo so shut up stupid, teemo jungle is a thing. And even his record isn't that great as far as win rate is concerned.