Kled has a better Malzahar passive than Malzahar (rant)

Mechakaiser·5/12/2017, 4:48:24 PM·3 votes·991 views

I'm tired of this champion Kled. He has 900 Hp at level 1 with only item 1055 while most toplaners have 600, which basically means he will win every trade unless he is retarded? K.

He has 3000 base Hp at lv 18 which means he can build full damage and still be very tanky, K.

Is item 3748 absurdly strong on him, while it doesn't work with Mordekaiser "because that would be broken"? K.

"But when he loses Skaarl he is extemely weak and it's really hard to get her back".

If he loses Skaarl it means he has lost, at least, 600 Hp, for every other toplaner, than means you either die, or are forced out of lane. He can regain it by farming with his super safe, is a scape, ranged, aoe, low cooldown, resourceless skill, how the fuck is this his "weakest" skill? Its only redeemeble quality is that it does low dama, o no wait, 144% additional AD scaling from melee range, on a champ that builds full AD and has up to 475 base MS when fighting champions. Or by autoing you 5 times, 4 of them having 150% extra AS, (fucking 150%) unless he is, again retarded. FUCKING K.

And to top all of it, the thing that I love the most, you can't burst him, fucking never. This means many things:

-Any extra damage you do with the hit that dismounts him will be lost

-His lane is super safe because ganking him is a fucking nightmare, he has 1 jump, will break any CC you inflict on his mounted form, AND inmediately after dismounting, his Q will be ready... twice.

-He can dive anyone, because he will lose tower aggro the moment he dismounts.

-You can't poke him down to deactivate it because you need to do 60%Hp damage before it kicks in, AND poke comps are super weak against a guy with one of the strongest (if not the strongest) engage ability in the game.

Imagine if Malzahars passive only kicked in when he falls below 40% health, making him invulnerable and uncceable for 1 second. Imagine it had... lets say... twice the cooldown it has now. How many Malzahar Mains would change it?

"But you can't compare 2 abilities from 2 different champions because they are balanced around at least 5 abilities and lots of stas and..."

You can when this 2 abilities have a similar power budget. Blitzcranks Q is allowed to be the strongest basic ability in the whole game because he also has the worst ultimate in the game, thats why you cant compare it with Thresh's Q. You can't say Jax's W is trash because it's weaker than other enhanced autoattacks, lets say, Nasus Q. But whan you can compare Morgana's Q and Zyra's E because the champions are similar, and they eat a similar power budget. Morgana wll use her Q to cc and follow with her AoE damage and delayed cc, zyra will follow her E with AoE damage and delayed cc. Morganas Q has a bigger hitbox, more damage and duration, Zyra's E is super narrow but is also AoE. Malzahar's passive and Kled's dismounting-inmunity are similar effects, but one of them is disgustingly strong, while the other has been gutted over and over to make a doomed rework garbage tier and forget the champion until the next VGU.

End rant.

Wow, that felt great, I should do it more often.

8 Comments

Silly Neeko5/12/2017, 5:22:12 PM2 votes

Kled is pretty much short range. His Q is fairly easy to dodge. Yes he has a semi long range auto attack..... But he has to get in WAY close to even do anything. It is not compareable to Malzahar's passive because malzahar can still move when his passive is hit. Kled is put into a Zhonyas state that makes him highly vulnerable, and unmounted kled has the lowest base movement speed in the game. Any bonus hp is put on Skaarl alone as well.

How is Blizcrank's Q the strongest in the game? It has 20 more mana cost than Thresh's, it has a shorter "cc" time than thresh's hook, and Thresh can use his Q to get out of situations where Blitzcrank could not. They are EASILY compareable so i have no clue how you can say it is not.

Also, Blitzcrank's passive is not the weakest. While it is only a .5 second silence, that silence can instantly shut down Katarina's ulti, TF's tele, any tele actually. It can go to 20 sec CD at lvl 16 with no CD. And it has a 1:1 ap ratio.

Your lack of knowledge of champions aside, you do not just poke kled..... You sustain him. Champions like Swain for example can easily stomp him. Rumble as well, though thats mostly just because he has such BS damage and if played well is next to unstoppable.

3000 base hp? Mabey with Skaarl.... But remember, skaarl has all the hp. Once it is down his hp is down. His Q has a short knock back range, barely enough to get over some walls.... But that comes at the price of if he is running away from you, he has about -50 movement speed on almost every champion at minimum. That is like missing a set of boots..... You normally play with no boots and no speed ups? Should try it sometime. Through the entire game.

BigBellBrute5/12/2017, 5:12:39 PM1 votes

When you hear that kled charge and think Oh crap we're dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6lSsvD7hXk

logic3015/12/2017, 5:29:05 PM1 votes

Someone is salty.... uk what you should do? Buy and play the champ lol