FIX YOUR FUCKING CHAMPS

Le Snake··2 votes·1,185 views

How about instead of releasing new champs and stupid maps why dont you fix the broken champions in your game already! id like for you to tell me that you intended for Kayle to be a fucking invinsible jungler that 2 shots anyone on your team? fix your fucking game before adding to it im fix of losing lp and game due to the stupidity of the staff!

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Icestar11864 votes

Raging isn't a good way to be taken seriously. You come off as butthurt, not reasonable.

Le Snake1 votes

raging is the only option left ive sent countless emails. filled with gameplay footage. id just like for them to fix their champions. like honestly kayle is a mid/support is she not? idt she is meant to come out of the jungle stronger then the "meta" junglers their already is

Icestar11862 votes

Emails aren't really the way to go either. The support staff doesn't do gameplay.

Le Snake1 votes

lol nothing is really a way to go to get a point through to them. they could care less. at the end of the day theirs still money in their pockets

Icestar11861 votes

They care much more than most companies. Look ant all the posts Repertoir has been making, for example.

Le Snake1 votes

just cause they respond doesn't mean they care

StealthWarden2 votes

ok, a few questions.

  1. what is "invinsible"? do you mean "invincible" or "invisible" one of them makes sense, but the flavor of the post leads me to believe that maybe you meant the other?

  2. what does "fix of losing lp" mean?

  3. why aren't you banning kayle?

  4. Assuming you're upset about the interaction between devourer and Kayle... Don't we have bigger fish to fry?

Shyvana Vayne MasterYi XinZhao Tryndamere Udyr Vi

Le Snake1 votes

why am i not banning it? hmm maybe im not always first pick. and i agree there is other champions that need to be fixed as well but im just highlighting 1 of them. shyv, yes she is disgusting. yi as well. vayne not so much.

StealthWarden1 votes

are we considering addressing the other two or nah?

Le Snake1 votes

vi is meh. shes reasonable. she has a point and click ult. she locks down one person. but she doesnt become invincible now does she? trynd is up there but still below kayle. hes melee and can be kited. kayle for the extent is ranged and with a red buff on her there is no getting away. xin also same as vi really

StealthWarden1 votes

invincible? no. armor shred %health damage every 2 hits? YES....not sure why it hasn't caught on, but its sickening.

You could always just kill kayle and take her jungle, because she doesnt do anything until she gets devourer...but what kind of crazy talk is that? That would be strategizing to solve a problem, we dont do that! we bitch until Riot makes another "adjustment" and ruins the game for everyone, YAY US!!!!!! Amumu

LICENSED HOOKER1 votes

imo i think the worse is

Shyvana and MasterYi Udyr U cant really cc shyv Yi is just aids And trick2g inspired kids run through you -_- Id mention trynd but really if u kite on a bronze to silver level your fine.. Now ive never experienced vi and xin i hope i never have to. The moment i see a sated vayne i camp that bish hard and try to end game fast a f

ALSO HONORABLE MENTION Jax

Le Snake1 votes

jax is a good mention but at a lower elo hes not as stupid as the rest. because people just mash buttons thinking their doing it right. but yes shyv udyr(due to trick2g fanboys x.x) and yi are the most common and the most stupid. but their also meant to be a jungler.. for the most. yi is iffy but kayle.. kayle in the jungle? come on

LICENSED HOOKER1 votes

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A Miss Fortune1 votes

Have you tried CC.

Le Snake1 votes

yes ive tried cc. tell me how kalista firing a braum with mao on top of her isnt cc? im sick of it and tell me do you honestly think that riot ment for kayle to go devourer in the jungle? and 1 shot adc/support and 2 shot tanks?

Mystagent1 votes

kill her early she isnt fast jungle clear and devour isnt anything early, kill her early then throw her in a pit and laugh as she dies to redbuff because she is so behind

Le Snake1 votes

"elise invaded her and killed her 5 times.. she ended the game 26/5/18"

Mystagent1 votes

you had a bad jungle.. anyone who is fed will do the EXACT same thing wont they? go feed shyv 5 kills or draven or akali or brand or udyr hell even urgot he will take a dump on everyone not because of the champ but because they are fed. Just ban her if you dont like kayle and move on. Riot put in place counter play aka the early game so if you dont play to the counter then thats shame on your team. Kinda see the pattern? if you get a lead, to stay with the lead get a death grip on that kid

Le Snake1 votes

how can i change if my team cant comprehend this at this elo. i understand completely how to shut her down. but 1 kalista/sivir/kog isn't gunna walk into the jungle and do it. and you can only ask your team to do so much

Mystagent1 votes

I agree but that is why ADC is the HARDEST role to carry from, you can only limit yourself to so much and most of the game is just farming to kill someone who can not be killed because your team fed so hard, it has to either be you snowball very hard and when she fights you, you bait the ult and run then reengage. As an ADC focus on getting the tower and barons and dragons, a fed enemy jungler with devour is not someone you should focused on. Elise probably got 5 kills and said thats enough and forgot but those 5 kills are only worth about 3 because she isnt on a spree or anything. As an ADC you take towers and run. If you want a more impact role, try mid jungle or top

Le Snake1 votes

thats what ive been thinking about doing. i love adcing dearly cause in a close game it give you a sense of carry (hence adc "attack damage carry") but at a lower elo there isnt really a close game and it is hard to carry from but its just such a mechanical role with alot of weight on your shoulders for the most but i believe until i climb the later or the meta shifts im going to have to switch roles. been thinking of going back to top lane again. didnt like it before because its kind of a island where u do nothing but sit there having a wet noodle fight

Mystagent1 votes

Eh, Top has change quite a bit because as before ADC have to carry lots of new top laners have to carry games, just last night i saw a yorick go off and take over the game, mid is probably the best pick however because you can roam like the jungle or farm and destroy your laner and its like the only place a true burst champion will be which is why you get fed off them squish balls they call ADC.

Its sad i loving playing draven kalista and trista but not in this meta. It is horrible

Mystagent1 votes

Alistar Amumu Braum Gnar Maokai Shen Udyr MonkeyKing Vi Nautilus

CC GOOD

Le Snake1 votes

read earlier comment reply you'll see we had cc

LICENSED HOOKER1 votes

Oh pls, kayle is complete garbage early. Maybe invade? Have you even played kayle...

Le Snake1 votes

elise invaded her and killed her 5 times.. she ended the game 26/5/18

LICENSED HOOKER1 votes

So who fed? Kayle doesn't simply scale immensely like that If your saying you cc'd her then there's no reason for her to scale like that if she got invaded numerous times.

Now what prolly happened is your teammates over extended and she was lucky there to clean up causing the invades to become useless because she not only became on par but prolly got ahead of your team, which then yea ill agree shes absolutely bs lmao

Le Snake1 votes

she got 2 kills in the first 15 minutes of the game. not much for a non-competitive game, wouldnt you agree? she was 2/5 in the jungle and had maybe 3ish assists at this point. our elise was 3/1/2 and our viktor was /2/1/3 that was the extend of the first 15 involving kayle. after that around the 17 minute mark the team fight mid she just handed it to us

LICENSED HOOKER1 votes

ah i see the problem, ok so after you hurt a jungler, you keep hurting them Theres no nice in war you keep making sure she dies because she can just farm heavily and come back lol.

Le Snake1 votes

again like i mentioned to another. theres only so much i myself can do. and if my team mates cant grasp that at this elo then its a issue with the ranking system. playing adc im not gunna leave lane and leave my support 1v2 to go hunt down a kayle in the jungle (was a rather extended lane phase)

Caytheles1 votes

Why not use her yourself?

Le Snake1 votes

adc main. and plus i like to try and learn mechanical champions that have a high learning curve to improve myself. not right click till my mouse explodes

Caytheles1 votes

Then how is that Riots problem? I am a support main but sometimes i need to get my hands dirty and use Trundle or shaco in the jg. you want to gain LP? Dont let your pride get to you then, its a game. noone cares what champ you use.

Le Snake1 votes

but how can u expect to improve yourself as a player if you just play brain dead champions

Xantak1 votes

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but how can u expect to improve yourself as a player if you just play brain dead champions

You learn their weaknesses, their strengths, thus you improve that way. Read Sun-Tzu's The Art of War. Seriously. If you think yourself too good to get to know all the champions you can, then it's not the champ that's brain dead.

"BUT MUH MECHANICS!" Won't help you if you aren't willing to "know your enemy," which in this case is actually most likely a Sated Devourer combined with something like BotRK, or Wit's End, or Nashor's Tooth, not a Kayle.

Caytheles1 votes

Well apperantly the champs you are using now are too complex, but i dont really believe it is the champs... Each champion has its strengths and weaknesses. Maybe you are just a bad player who cant fight Dumbed down champions. Just went a game vs a kayle, Was it hard? yeh, but we won through Tactics making the champion itself as dumb as the summoner on the Keyboard. (We realised she liked to ward the same bush so we waited there and killed her easy. the rest of the team was cake.)

Icestar11861 votes

Timing your ult and heal on Kayle is actually very important. Do you top someone off or use it to save them later? Do you self-ult and try to obliterate people before it wears off or do you save someone else with it? Who? When? It actually takes skill.

Le Snake1 votes

not the way she was played this time then. she would just ult walk into our tower and kill 3 people heal and walk out

Señor Karthus1 votes

Get gud.

Le Snake1 votes

cute. same to you

Xantak1 votes
  1. Have a Snickers. Because you get emotional, whine, and tilt when you're hungry. Better? Good.

  2. Add Sejuani, Taric, Lulu, and Leona to the list of who can lock her down and help with the burst. Nasus whips out wither, slows her down, ripping away attack speed as well, bonks her on the head, and scampers away. Trundle can cripple her also. She has one movespeed enhancer, tied to her heal, unless she runs Talisman, Righteous Glory, or Youmuu's. Keep her slowed, and she's just lost a ton of her power.

  3. Her ultimate lasts only a few seconds. During that time, you blast her with CC, and then when both wear off, you hammer her with all your damage. "TOO EASY, PRIVATE!"

  4. Lulu works wonders if built AP, for dealing with Kayle. Kite and zip around for days. Polymorph, slow, and shields to keep Kayle hamstrung.

The meta is constantly shifting. Champions have faded and come into the spotlight in various roles. Whining about your comfort "meta," or what is "meta," wastes time that you can use to think outside the box, and improve. As for your "two shot tanks, one shot adc/support," I call bullshit on that, barring Kayle coming in on cleanup duty. Unless all you knuckleheads decided to go full ham offense builds, or went into "Minions Panic Mode" the moment "A Wild Kayle Appears!"

stealthfox941 votes

Please uninstall rager.

Lynxonyx1 votes

Complains about Kayle...

Plays Rengar, Elise, and Hecarim.

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