Riot Balance Department calling

Oh hey riot balance department, why did you create yi and katarina? Oh, we created yi to make people bash their keyboards, cause we hate everyone and we made his ult so that nothing can slow him down including exhaust, and even an 1/12 yi can 1v1 an 18/2 yasuo, and his alpha strike a lot of damage and it can dodge everything, and you know with devourer he can just kill anyone under turret, and get easy pentakills. Oh, yeah Katarina? We made her so people could spam buttons, like in mortal combat and street fighter, and to make people really, really annoyed when she shumpos on anything to live, and uses death lotus or just 1 of her abilities to 1 shot. In summary, the main idea of creating these 2 champions were to get non-deserving pentas and make people rage so hard, they will die. Have a Nice day -riot balance department 2016