39 Comments

Hetchy12/16/2014, 8:37:55 PM26 votes

Once again a monarchy crushes the little people under its foot in the name of divine right!

Tamat12/17/2014, 5:00:38 AM13 votes

Rest well my friends.

summoner 31 item 2010

Marma the Merrow12/16/2014, 9:51:55 PM13 votes

But they liiiiiiiike it they've been training. Poros are immortal; just before they hit a target they explode into snow, then return by your side a few seconds later

el immagrente12/16/2014, 9:44:43 PM5 votes

Please don't make me feel bad about launching Poros, I want those summoner icons

Blue Moon Wolf12/17/2014, 4:05:07 AM4 votes

poro's don't die, they just explode into 10 smaller poro's we cant see. that's why we can keep throwing them endlessly :p

Howldoom12/17/2014, 6:54:37 PM4 votes

Personally, I see poros as both parts fluffy fuzzy animal and force of nature. When they "die", I think they really just explode and recombine :)

Notice how it says "Your team has DISPELLED the Poro King" and not "SLAIN". So very much like a daemon from the warp, making a poro explode simply spirits it away for a bit. Also poros apparently reproduce asexually by eating Poro Snax :3

And maybe they magically drop cured skins and other animal-based products when they're dispelled (hence the poro-skin rug in Winter Wonder Orianna's splash). Solves a lot of problems without the suicidal guilt :D

Still, I'd imagine that they don't like getting hurt in and of itself. Good thing they don't mind summoner 31.

PentaWatt12/16/2014, 11:48:59 PM4 votes

item 3070 Sona item 3070 ... summoner 31 summoner 31 summoner 31 summoner 30 summoner 31 summoner 31 summoner 31

Never Forget.

Thuban12/17/2014, 1:14:01 AM4 votes

Snowbound?

You talking about Snowdown Showdown Smackdown Smashdown?

Or Earthbound: Winter Wonderland Edition?

Wullf12/17/2014, 6:44:13 AM3 votes

The Poro king, most furriest and highly proud Stood upon his servants pile of remains And he wore his crown and shout out loud "We wil get the cookies and brake the chains" And he rushed and strode and then he smote what was left of any doubt.

The Poro king, the Poro king Show us the way of life Just a smile and joy us bring The Poro king and his wife

TIXBS Chaos12/18/2014, 3:29:37 AM2 votes

item 3070 item 2050 item 3070 That is why we have {{summoner:10}}

ChimeiTekinaNasu12/17/2014, 6:25:52 PM2 votes

{quoted}

Let us all join in for a moment, and close our eyes and take a moment of silence

Silence, you say?? Talon Leblanc Kassadin What is that. How to silence 101: ....

Yuki StarCraft12/17/2014, 11:15:34 AM1 votes

Have to play this game mode. But my computer is broken q_q

Meep Man12/17/2014, 12:38:03 PM1 votes

summoner 31 "They trained all year for this!"

Chaliace12/17/2014, 4:27:32 PM1 votes

... D:

50890829_DEL12/16/2014, 11:32:23 PM1 votes

haha

IwfiKe3qjM12/16/2014, 9:40:08 PM1 votes

They are becoming hero for sacrificing themselves for summoning the king ritual...

I wonder where the king go when Showdown ends???

Ariel the Cruel12/17/2014, 11:04:31 PM1 votes

Finally, a way to kill those fuzzy little monsters! AND you get to dethrone the king.

Lets put an end to the furry menace once and for all. PORO ELIMINATION SQUADS, UNITE!

ImHerVoice12/18/2014, 12:40:41 AM1 votes

Whats the poro queen look like? Please make her model ty :D

L7xLoTek12/17/2014, 8:56:30 AM1 votes

Hehm, the sound effects are seriously Lemmings-esque, which just gives me some serious nostalgia