Secrets
I don't know about the rest of you folks but I for one am sick and god damn fucking tired of losing to broken god damn fucking bullshit champs that take 0 skill to play because riot is too god damn fucking lazy to balance the game. then on top of that shit the ones that pick the broken god damn fucking bullshit always act like they didn't know it was broken, WELL IM CALLING BULLSHIT. everyone of you that picks a broken piece of fucking shit champ cause you have 0 skill otherwise lie somewhere between fecal matter and fucking garbage. In fact the best part of you ran down your mothers leg and soaked into the mattress upon conception and you should probably put on a blindfold and go play in traffic. now with all that said its really not all your fault it is RIOTS FAULT FOR BREAKING THE GOD DAMN GAME. so im saying this to all of you that think you are some sort of league of legends god because you pick said broken fucking bullshit to just stop. You are not cool you are not good just because you can roll your forehead across the keyboard faster than someone else and win because you picked some broken fucking shit. FUCKING LEARN HUMILITY ASSHATS. but even with all that said let me clue you folks in to some secrets you may not know. let us start with the elo system that so many of you love to look up and judge someone on. IT WAS MADE IN 19FUCKING50, I would call that out of fucking date. PLus it was made for chess, not even close to the same game as league. That just shows you how god damn fucking lazy riot is, they couldn't even make their own system that actually takes into account every factor that caused you to have a good or bad game. so the next time you wanna be a judgmental piece of shit then remember the elo system is bullshit. That's how much riot gives a fuck about you and me and every other casual player out there. the only strategy left to league is who can stack the most broken bullshit before the other team to win. I fucking DETEST RIOT for forcing me to have to play broken god damn fucking bullshit champs to even have a chance to catch a win. if the game was actually balanced I wouldn't have any issues with losing a game or two but that's just not the fucking case. but I am sure riot will deny it and try to act fucking innocent. now lets move on to the tribunal and reporting. IT IS A COMPUTER PROGRAMMED BY....WAIT FOR IT.... RIOT to do 2 things , jack and shit. riot will slap you on the wrist 100,000 times before they actually get off their lazy fucking asses to do anything at all. but they will surely be quick to send you an auto-tell and let you know that they know everyone has bad days... FUCK YOU. that is why the community is still so toxic. as gamers we need to stand together for our gaming rights. but that wont happen anytime soon because we can hardly get through a single match without going at each others throats over one mistake or another. all I am saying is that we need to stand together because riot is the bad guy here, not that person that lost to a broken fucking bullshit champ that riot made possible. so just remember the next time you think reporting will do something... it wont. you will just be wasting your time. But even with all that said, I still practice the exact definition of insanity every fucking time I log into league. and nothing changes for the good. all that bullshit you see on the screen when you log in is just a huge distraction to keep you cowed and ignorant. riot thinks we are all fucking idiots. and sadly this is the only format I have vent my frustrations, riot doesn't give 2 fucks about me but I bet if I had all of them on a stake about to fucking burn them theyd care then. and that's what I feel like doing to them. but I am just s single voice lost in the bullshit that is riot and I will be lucky if this post even stays up longer than an hour.