Who takes a shit on riven?

SheSleepsAllDayY··5 votes·1,275 views

And I mean an actual fat shit that she cant do anything about no matter how hard she tries because I am tired of riven players just hippity hoppity fappity fippiying that lane by mashing buttons till they get a kill, and if they are at risk of dying using all 1000 of their gap closers to hop across the map.

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The Darius King3 votes

Darius

Malicious Metal3 votes

A good Riven is going to totally destroy Darius.

The Darius King1 votes

I'm in silver 1 I generally beat every riven I encounter with few exceptions. up in your elo that may be true but down here it's not.

Tychusfindlay9183 votes

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Darius

Holy shit people in bronze need to stop saying darius counters riven. Past platinum riven is going to hardcore smash the shit out of darius.

Her E is going to nullify a lot of his pre noxian might damage and he has absolutely no way to guarantee landing a Q outside of using his apprehend early which sucks because then he cant use it to cancel her third Q hop.

Riven shreds darius and then GTFOs.

Wash rinse repeat until darius is put 6 ft under.

Darius only worked as a decent counter before his juggernaut rework.

Sukishoo2 votes

Anyone that can pull their pants off? [slayer-jinx-wink]

Bionic Jellyfish1 votes

Teemo

SheSleepsAllDayY1 votes

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Teemo

Teemo can easily be wrecked by her stun and gap closer with her stupid speed.

Khristophoros1 votes

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Teemo can easily be wrecked by her stun and gap closer with her stupid speed.

Only if you are bad at Teemo.

Ok sure but why1 votes

Garen can silence her and keep her from doing all her horseshit

anyone with a silence, really

Bionic Jellyfish1 votes

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Garen can silence her and keep her from doing all her horseshit

anyone with a silence, really

How many true silences are left though? 7. and only two (Chogath Garen) can be pkayed toplane. it could be argued that Kassadin has a silence, but its and interrupt channel and doesn't really count because it is so short anyway

Khristophoros1 votes

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How many true silences are left though? 7. and only two (Chogath Garen) can be pkayed toplane. it could be argued that Kassadin has a silence, but its and interrupt channel and doesn't really count because it is so short anyway

It could not be argued by any stretch of the imagination that Kassadin has a silence. His interruption mechanic specifically only has an effect on channels. There is no duration on it.

Warwick Main1 votes

Alistar Can easily farm, engage, disengage, and survive her post 6 all in. Pantheon Poke with Q, snowball hard af, more useful overall for roaming Tryndamere Lane sustain with Q, post level 6 can straight up dive her. TahmKench Q harass, shield her burst, devour her is she tries to escape.

SheSleepsAllDayY1 votes

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Alistar Can easily farm, engage, disengage, and survive her post 6 all in. Pantheon Poke with Q, snowball hard af, more useful overall for roaming Tryndamere Lane sustain with Q, post level 6 can straight up dive her. TahmKench Q harass, shield her burst, devour her is she tries to escape.

How does alistar do any damage? Agree with tahm, pantheon is still somewhat hard since riven doesntrely on autos, lost to a riven as tryn. She will just stun and hop away after she knocks u up and does damage.

MrHaZeYo1 votes

What, don't good Rivens auto between cast times?

Warwick Main1 votes

Alistar item 3748 item 3001 item 3075 item 3025 Are pretty good on ali top. If you lost to a Riven as Trynd you're not very experienced in the match up as trynd. Only her knock up can cancel his spin, you can get the animation off if you time it right (most rivens try to chain cc after second auto with Stun+Auto+3rd Q). Early you can win trades just by Auto+E away when she comes in to cs. Q heal up as needed.

TiltoverEnforcer1 votes

I find Darius and Garen work pretty well.

Gnar is a fun skill matchup, but I don't think any champion really completely stomps Riven except for maybe Poppy (but I haven't tried her).

Kynin1 votes

Poppy w is pretty great against her. Maokai out sustains her and can farm safely. Fiora is purely a skill matchup.

Wráthful1 votes

darius teemo pantheon the best counters. and dont say riven can shit on teemo because thats not true. play the lane riven vs teemo and u will end up down 40+ cs and a tower in 7 mins.

D2Vincent1 votes

Top lane Karthus can just kite her to oblivion. Optimal build is probably either GLP (for more slows) or RoA. If she tries to initiate, turn on E and drop a wall on her. He's also one of the few champs who can still abuse exhaust if you don't want to take TP for whatever reason.

Jayce Top1 votes

Jayce

He beats riven so hard. You out poke her, you out farm her, you out damage her. The only time you have to be careful against her is when she is level 6-8. After those 2 levels you can easily 1v1 her the rest of the game.

Shuriman Curator1 votes

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Jayce

He beats riven so hard. You out poke her, you out farm her, you out damage her. The only time you have to be careful against her is when she is level 6-8. After those 2 levels you can easily 1v1 her the rest of the game.

I have to try Jayce out again, I think I played him a few times a few seasons should but never got into him. I'm also tired of rivens shit tbh. How does he fair against teemo?

Jayce Top1 votes

He beats Teemo at level 6. Start by buying a Dorans Shield and play safe for 6 levels by only farming. Then you can just all in him 24/7 and get fed.

Fear the Kayn1 votes

Mordekaiser. Ho lee shit. He absolutely destroys Riven, definitely one of her best counters IMO.

SheSleepsAllDayY1 votes

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Mordekaiser. Ho lee shit. He absolutely destroys Riven, definitely one of her best counters IMO.

How? She can just q to win

Frightning1 votes

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How? She can just q to win

Have you tried to 1v1 a Morde in melee range before? It doesn't go well...xd

DeathBurst1 votes

Below Plat, Garen works pretty well.

Frightning1 votes

I know this is totally not meta, but in my experience: Caitlyn absolutely destroys her because of the massive 650 range autos. She literally can't farm from level 1 onward (start E for extra safety).

HeresyHorus1 votes

Jayce Quinn Gangplank Jax ( if u ur passive up ) Pantheon Shen ( W her engage than E + empowered Q to retaliate ) Tryndamere ( level his skills evenly prioritizing W, his W reduction to AD is too good ).

Other than those ... Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

Spoofghoul1 votes

hippity hoppity

Alistar insert headbutt and yell fk off

any tank that can rush item 3110 item 3082 will do too severely fucks up her combo's

Garen just shits on her with the silence and W to mitigate cc and damage and your spin cannot be stopped with cc either

personally i just pick Sion, there will be some mana issues eventually though with proper management you will be ok if she engage on you punish her by using E and follow up with Q after she hits you with a basic to make her eat piles of minion damage for free then just proceed to rush attackspeed slows like FH You can poke her all day with E she can ofc use her mobility to avoid it and then you have a window to fk her up is that simple, she either eats the poke or she doges it with spell and gets clobbered

Taric just completely shits on her btw she can't fight you early as your early allin is much stronger and you have sustain while she doesn't Malphite too shits on her really hard with his attackspeed slow grab some extra's with FH and wardens mail and she wont be able to combo at all anymore and you can steal her movementspeed

scribbles7821 votes

Garen. I have like a 100% winrate on Garen in ranked because the only time I play him is against Riven.

Malicious Metal1 votes

Mordekaiser is by far one of Riven's hardest counters without being a complete early-game focused cheese pick. He scales just as well as her and Riven's play style is always going to work against her when facing a Mordekaiser.

Blåbæret1 votes

Just pick a tank and buy armor. Nothing she can do.

Dukues1 votes

Pretty much anyone. It's a skill match up most the time. If you verse a good riven it can be tough but..... there not a ton of them. Most Rivens laughable to play against.

Darkdemon6531 votes

Nasus destroys her post-6/7/first back.

SheSleepsAllDayY1 votes

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Nasus destroys her post-6/7/first back.

Nasus is very dangerous because she can literally all in him under tower.

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