Tired of all the DQ toxicity? Try this for fun.

ShacoVSociety·6/5/2016, 5:27:41 AM·3 votes·587 views

Step 1. Qeue up with primary Jg, secondary Top. (Has to be ranked)

Step 2. Play . If banned, dodge :)

Step 3. 2 go fast. (Fuck you flash is on D)

Step 4. For masteries. MOVESPEED.

Step 5. Get in game. If jungle, go start blue side, if top just do... well top lane things...

Step 6. Farm all game, unless its free kills etc.

Step 7. Build these (Order doesnt matter).

Step 8. Enjoy making your enemies hate you, and your team hate you even more.

So yeah, your an annoying peice of shit teemo that dont give no fucks 'bout nobody and is uncatchable.

Have fun.

4 Comments

newbin6/5/2016, 6:58:07 AM2 votes

If you want to be toxic with teemo then you need high CD to spam sprint and drop shrooms. Liandry's Torment also for causing serious rage. Don't fight team fights just go behind the enemy and poke them hit and run never commit. Shroom the hell out of thier jungle. if they are pushing in your side drops shrooms on the lane behind them. without minions to siege towers, the towers get a buff and they will have to dive it. WHen I use to play on rift a few seasons ago I had 1 rage quite on average every other game.

P.S if I was feeling hateful I would play singed =)

SrbLud6/5/2016, 5:34:34 AM1 votes

How do you know it's fun? Do you really play this way?

Edit: NVM checked you out. Never even played that.

When giving bad advice at least give it from experience.

CoronaGulp6/5/2016, 7:11:47 AM1 votes

SHHH! KEEP THE SATANIC SECRETS WITHIN THE SMALL CIRCLE PLZ