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New Patch: Riot is full of Retards

Pusssie Hound·5/12/2016, 5:08:08 AM·3 votes·976 views

Riot programmers have the logic of children.

1.) Mage Buffs - As if mages needed a buff. Brand is an unstoppable support again. A couple of months ago, Riot nerfs him because he was wrecking bottom lane. Now they buff him again to a point where its bulldoze city at the bottom lane with him. He is even a bigger beast than before. Riot is like a bunch of kids doing a 5th grade science experiment with these patches. They make the most illogical decisions with patches. Game is back to unbalanced.

2.) Boot Enchantments - Boots were already okay to begin with. The enchantments provided mobility throughout the map. Now is back to snail trails on the map with junglers and anybody that wants to gank. Blitzcrank is back to the most beast support now that mobility is gone. Hooks are very hard to dodge. Don't even bother stepping out in the open to farm with adcs because its death out there with no escape alone.

Get your heads out of your asses Riot!

5 Comments

ModAttysu The Poro5/12/2016, 5:54:41 AM2 votes

I believe this is how Riot's balance team functions, like most online games. It's not perfect, but of course not every game is. About half-way they go into cyclical balancing which uses LoL as an example.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e31OSVZF77w

Calabok5/12/2016, 5:12:10 AM1 votes

ORLY?[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

FurriesAreHot5/12/2016, 11:15:24 AM1 votes

I would report this post, but I'm on mobile

Atronthor5/12/2016, 11:19:22 AM1 votes

Sorry they wont listen. They rule over this planet and they think they are superior and you and me are animals. Although the opposit is the case. And they dont get the jobs these weird jobs where nobody has to work not because they are intelligent and able to do this job but they are Satanists or the chosen ones. Call them like you want. I call them imbeciles. And these guys has no clue about games or LoL but they worship Satan or they know the right Rabbi or they have contacts to the Vatican. This is why they may play game developers. They have absolutely no qualification at all for games even not for programming. They know the right people thats all. They can be imbeciles like Albert Einstein. I mean Albert Einstein was an imbecile and a liar. Today everybody thinks he was a genius okay. Why? Because the satanists want that you think it. That an imbecile is a genius.