Silvers please read.

Hello silvers,

This started out with a lack of profanity and then as i went into my second game....just......Why....

Like I've played matches where I have to spell out and remind each and everyone of you bleach drinking mother fuckers to go for the inhibtor, to stop chasing kills, to hit the fking tower, to not rotate all 4 to chase the singed, to buy a sightstone before 20 minutes as sup, to ping MIA in your lane AS WELL AS on top of the lane you think your laner is roaming.

And the fucking list goes on.

Oh, but the fucking cream of the crop, the fucking piece de resistance, is inhibs......

....open.....fucking.....inhibs....

The number one telling feature of someone who is in silver and should never hold any kind of public office...is when you're team is 15 kills ahead, and you charge down that midlane like a bunch of meth'd up bags of stupid when all you have to do is make them fight you at the...say it with me..

....open....

.....fucking....

....inhib.....

I ping, I plead, I go through all the stages of grief, I bargain, I'm in denial of the dumb, and yet, time after time you reaffirm my belief that the right to vote, bear arms, and bear children should be decision left up to the state.

I just can't anymore. I want to be part of the team. I want to support my team. I want everyone to have a good time.

but when your teammates commit to a fight because they lack....

Ok so maybe they dont know the entirety of the meta, fine. Maybe they're rusty on some fundamentals, like when and when not to push waves, and the importance of warding, FINE. I get it. We're all shit snowflakes. Grand.

But.....fucking but...

....when you charge into a fight because you think you can win....and you can't...even...fucking count. You can't even fucking count how many people are there.

Wait, wait, wait. Thats too much for me to ask.

These fucking stain on the mattress wannabes....have trouble....telling what is more....and what is less....they can't grasp the concept.

They quite literally can't tell which of these things is not like the other.